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- Hello?
- Hello.
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- Uh, yes?
- Who is this?
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- Who are you calling?
- Who am I speaking to?
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Wrong number.
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- Who was that?
- Nobody.
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- Did you pick a movie?
- Yeah.
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We're gonna go scary.
Saw IV.
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I saw that in theaters.
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It sucks.
It's not scary, it's gross.
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I hate all
that torture porn shit.
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- How do you really feel?
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Well, I like Jigsaw. I think
he kills people very creatively.
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- But you don't give a shit
who dies, 'cause there's
no character development.
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There's just body parts ripping
and blood spewing. Blahh!
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- Who do you keep texting?
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- I have a Facebook stalker.
He keeps leaving me messages.
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- Yeah, like what?
- Just stuff.
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Like, "Hey, what's up?
You're hot. I wanna kill you."
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- So delete him.
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- I did, but he hacked his way
back in.
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- So report him.
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- He's really hot, though.
You wanna see?
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- That's Channing Tatum.
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- It is not. Is it?
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- Yeah, from his
Abercrombie days.
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You are being punked.
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- Hello?
- Who is this?
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- The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.
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- I'm sorry. You don't
have to be a bitch about it.
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- Of course I don't. Eat me.
- You hang up on me,
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and I'll cut through your neck
until I feel bone!
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- Who is it?
- It's for you.
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- Hello?
- Who is this?
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- It's Trudie. Who's this?
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- This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.
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- It's a prank. Hang up.
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- Why'd you hand the phone
to me?
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- You're the one
with the stalker.
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- Are the doors locked?
- Don't freak out.
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- Let it ring.
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- It's from stalker boy.
He said, "Answer the phone."
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For God's sake.
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It's a joke, Trudie.
It's probably Lexi or Karen.
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Where are you going?
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- To make sure
the front door is locked.
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- No. Don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
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It's a joke, Trudie, OK?
Somebody made a dummy profile.
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They're just trying
to scare you.
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- Wait. Who is it?
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I said, who is it?
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Let's call the cops.
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"I dare you to open the door."
- No, Sherrie. Don't.
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No, don't, I'm scared.
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- Hey, it could be
anyone that we know.
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Lisa, Bailey, Wayne,
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or the hopeful long shot,
Channing Tatum.
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There's nobody out here.
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- What does it say?
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- It says, "I'm not outside.
I'm right beside you."
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- Trudie! Trudie!
Oh, my God!
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- You're fucking kidding me.
- What?
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- That was so fucking stupid.
Pure horseshit.
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The death of horror,
right here in front of us.
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- I jumped. It scared me.
- A fucking Facebook killer?
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You're kidding me, right?
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- I guess now it would be
Twitter. That'd make more sense.
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- A bunch of articulate teens
sit around
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and deconstruct horror movies
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until Ghostface kills them
one by one.
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It's been done to death.
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The whole self-aware,
postmodern meta shit.
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Stick a fork in 1996, already.
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- I like the Stab movies.
They're scarier.
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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.
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There's something real about
a guy with a knife who just...
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...snaps.
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It could really happen.
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- I can't do it. These sequels
don't know when to stop.
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They just keep recycling
the same shit.
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Even the opening scene.
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There's always some random girl
who gets a call
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that undoubtedly ends up
getting her killed.
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It's so predictable,
there's no element of surprise.
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You can see everything coming.
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- Did that surprise you?
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It's your own fault.
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- Why?
- Because you talk too much.
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Now, shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.
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- Oh, my God, I love it.
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I've seen it five times and
it still gets me every time.
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- You're kidding.
I don't get it.
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OK... It's like
The Twilight Zone.
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- Twilight Zone?
- A movie within a movie.
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- I get that.
But it's illogical.
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It begs the question that
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if the beginning of Stab 7
is Stab 6,
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then is the beginning
of Stab 6 Stab 5?
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And, if so,
what is Stab 4 about?
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- You're over-thinking it.
- Am I?
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Or did whoever make it
just under-think it?
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There's a reason
I don't watch these movies.
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- I can't believe you haven't
seen them. We live in Woodsboro.
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- That has nothing
to do with Woodsboro.
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I thought you said Stab
was based on true stories.
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- The first three,
the original trilogy,
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is based off of Sidney Prescott,
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but then she threatened to sue
them if they used her story,
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so then they just started
making stuff up.
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Stab 5 has time travel,
which is by far the worst.
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- Don't we hear enough
about this story every year?
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- At least Woodsboro's
known for something.
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- Did you hear that?
- Um...
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No, I didn't hear anything.
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- I did.
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- Jenny, don't try to scare me.
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- I'm not trying to scare you.
- You do it all the time.
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- No, I don't.
- Where are you going?
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- I told you, I heard something.
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- I know you're trying
to scare me.
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- I'm not.
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- What is it?
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- I must have left
a window in my room open.
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- Could you get that?
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Marnie?
- Yeah.
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Hello?
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Hello.
Who is this?
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- Marnie. Who is this?
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- This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.
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- What?
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- I'm sorry.
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I had to.
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- You bitch.
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So not funny.
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- Somebody falls for it
every year.
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- I don't see why
you get off on this...
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Marnie?
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Marnie?
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Marnie?
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Good one, Marnie.
Lights out, phone on the floor.
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You know, you really
should direct horror films.
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Wherever you are.
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Let me guess. You want me
to walk by an open doorframe
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so you can pop out, huh?
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OK. Timing, timing is perfect.
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But you don't have
the app on your phone
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so you can't talk like
Ghostface, can you?
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Yes, I can.
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- Who is this?
- Not an app.
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- Is this Trevor?
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- Do I sound like
a Trevor to you?
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Think of me as your director.
You're in my movie.
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You got a fun part,
so don't blow it.
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- What movie?
- Same one Marnie's in.
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Only her part
got cut way back.
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But you, you're
the dumb blonde
with the big tits.
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We'll have some fun with you
before you die.
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- I have a 4.0 GPA
and a 135 IQ, asshole.
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What did you do with Marnie?
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- She's on
the cutting room floor.
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- That's not funny.
- This isn't a comedy.
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It's a horror film.
People live, people die.
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And you'd better
start running.
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- Marnie?
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Help me!
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- What do you think?
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- Well, I guess today
is the anniversary.
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Kids.
- No, I meant the display.
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- Oh.
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- It's good.
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- I told the owner
I'd kill his cat
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if he didn't get it right.
- Nice.
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- Mmm.
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Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Twenty-five, stay alive!
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- Shit! Sorry, Sheriff!
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- Kirby.
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Hoo!
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Hey, before you get in the car,
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you have to promise
not to kill me.
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- Why? What did you do?
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- Trevor called me last night.
- Why is he calling you?
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- Because you won't take
his calls.
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He knows I have your ear,
and he wants to know.
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- Know what?
- How upset you are.
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- Look, can we just not
talk about this now, please?
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- Fine. Fine.
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- OK, so Trevor
called me last night.
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- He called you, too?
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- He's worried your cousin
coming to Woodsboro
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is distracting you from knowing
how sorry he really is.
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- Well, that's inventive.
- Oh, God.
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- The problem with Trevor
is he never quits.
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By the way, have you seen
the Grim Reaper? Angel of Death?
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- What are you talking about?
- Your cousin.
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- Sidney.
- Last stop on her book tour,
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first stop on her road to
a new life. It's very dramatic.
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She's the reason
why I love horror movies.
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- I'm sure she'd love
to hear that.
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If I knew her,
which I don't, really.
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- Wherever she went,
people died.
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Other people. It was never her.
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I mean, Stab is the wrong
franchise for her.
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It should be
Final Destination.
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- OK, why is Jenny Randall
calling me?
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- Ooh, the other woman.
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- Hello?
- Hello, Jill.
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- I can't stand Jenny.
- Shh! Jenny? Is this you?
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- What's your favorite
scary movie?
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- OK, who is this?
- What does she want?
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- I said, who is this?
- I asked you a question.
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What's your favorite
scary movie?
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- I'm hanging up.
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- Wow. That was original.
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I got a call like that this
morning from Marnie the Carny.
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- What?
- Watch out!
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Nice move, asshole!
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- You just ran a stop sign.
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- Sorry.
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- The Angel of Death.
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- The mayor wants these down
before lunch.
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- Only 25 more to go.
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- Morning, Sheriff.
- Morning, Deputy.
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- Joe.
- Morning, Sheriff.
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- Looks like
the celebration's begun.
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- High school kids, probably.
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- Yeah. One generation's tragedy
is the next one's joke.
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- Sorry you can never
get away from this.
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You know, I wish I'd been old
enough to be a part of the force
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when you were solving
those crimes.
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- Why is that?
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- It's those intense
investigations
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that really bond relationships.
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- Well, yeah.
- How is Gale, by the way?
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- Gale's good, she's writing.
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Fiction.
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Or trying.
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- Hey, I made some lemon
squares. They're in my car.
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- Thanks, Deputy, but no thanks.
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- Sheriff, you're not
cheating on your wife
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if you eat my lemon square.
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- Yeah, but I would be
cheating on my diet.
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Sheriff Riley
Come in, Sheriff Riley!
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- This is Sheriff Riley.
Go ahead.
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- You gotta get over to
the Randall house right away.
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00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:24,336
It's bad, Sheriff, real bad.
248
00:16:36,057 --> 00:16:38,059
The book is
Out of Darkness
249
00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:39,393
and its author,
Sidney Prescott,
250
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,770
is here with us today.
251
00:16:40,853 --> 00:16:42,604
Have the seven Stab movies,
252
00:16:42,688 --> 00:16:45,566
all based on Gale Weathers'
books about you,
253
00:16:45,649 --> 00:16:47,484
made it even harder to go on?
254
00:16:47,568 --> 00:16:50,612
- I don't blame Gale.
That's in the past.
255
00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:52,990
If I was a victim
for too long,
256
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:55,451
it was up to me
to reinvent myself.
257
00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:58,120
- That's why I wrote
this book.
- Sidney Prescott, everybody.
258
00:16:58,204 --> 00:17:01,708
And rave reviews for her book,
Out of Darkness.
259
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:04,585
- All right, Gale, let's do it.
260
00:17:04,668 --> 00:17:06,337
Let's reinvent myself.
261
00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:09,631
Except...
262
00:17:11,008 --> 00:17:15,387
"I have no fucking idea
263
00:17:15,471 --> 00:17:18,182
what to write."
264
00:17:22,186 --> 00:17:23,437
Hey, wait up!
265
00:17:28,692 --> 00:17:29,777
- Is that new?
266
00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:31,153
- That's the 2.0
upgraded version.
267
00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:34,490
- I'm totally mobile now.
- Nice. Look.
268
00:17:34,573 --> 00:17:36,826
Oh! This is Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer,
269
00:17:36,909 --> 00:17:38,660
here with the luscious Olivia
270
00:17:38,745 --> 00:17:40,872
{\an8}"Don't look at my tits,
I have a mind" Morris.
271
00:17:40,955 --> 00:17:44,041
Here is my Woodsboro Massacre
anniversary question:
272
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:45,960
{\an8}What is your
favorite scary movie?
273
00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:48,838
{\an8}- Is that all you've got?
Some stupid douche question?
274
00:17:48,921 --> 00:17:50,506
{\an8}- Where'd you hear that
anyways?
275
00:17:50,589 --> 00:17:53,342
- It's a line from Stab 1,
duh. Hey, Charlie.
276
00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:54,969
{\an8}You're a genre nut, Kirby.
277
00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:56,637
{\an8}What's your favorite
scary movie?
278
00:17:56,721 --> 00:17:57,679
{\an8}- Bambi.
279
00:17:57,764 --> 00:17:58,890
- Mm-hm.
280
00:17:58,973 --> 00:18:00,224
- Dork.
- What?
281
00:18:00,307 --> 00:18:02,268
- That's funny, Kirby.
282
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:07,940
- Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.
283
00:18:10,442 --> 00:18:12,444
Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole?
284
00:18:13,821 --> 00:18:17,283
- I think Charlie likes you.
- And I like him.
285
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:20,411
To tease, to torment,
to make him squirm.
286
00:18:20,494 --> 00:18:22,914
- You could do a lot worse,
trust me.
287
00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:28,711
- Oh, hi, Trevor.
Bye, Trevor.
288
00:18:28,795 --> 00:18:30,629
- Can we talk?
289
00:18:31,798 --> 00:18:34,842
Somebody cares about you
over here, you know?
290
00:18:34,926 --> 00:18:37,386
Someone who made you
really happy once.
291
00:18:37,469 --> 00:18:39,764
Someone who never
should have let you go.
292
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:43,768
- When you're done with a
phone call, you let someone go.
293
00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,645
Or when you take someone to
the airport, you let them go.
294
00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:48,773
When you tell someone
you love her,
295
00:18:48,856 --> 00:18:50,357
and she gives you everything,
296
00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:52,860
and then you just go out
with someone else,
297
00:18:52,944 --> 00:18:55,696
that is not letting her go,
that's dumping her. OK?
298
00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,199
That's... That's betrayal.
299
00:18:58,282 --> 00:19:00,201
- Trevor Sheldon, denied,
300
00:19:00,284 --> 00:19:01,828
live on Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer.
301
00:19:01,911 --> 00:19:03,955
What is your favorite
scary movie, man?
302
00:19:04,038 --> 00:19:06,290
I'll show you.
303
00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:14,966
- And I began to believe,
myself,
304
00:19:15,049 --> 00:19:17,676
that that was all I was,
a victim,
305
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:20,471
and that was unacceptable to me.
306
00:19:20,554 --> 00:19:24,100
So I sat down,
307
00:19:24,183 --> 00:19:27,812
and began to write a new role
that would be my own.
308
00:19:27,895 --> 00:19:30,898
A role for a woman who could
leave the walls of fear behind,
309
00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:34,777
and step back into the sunlight,
out of darkness.
310
00:19:34,861 --> 00:19:38,155
Thank you.
311
00:19:38,239 --> 00:19:40,616
- OK, we're gonna start
the book signing in a sec,
312
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,952
so buy your copies
while they last.
313
00:19:43,035 --> 00:19:46,372
I'm looking at you, ladies.
New York Times Best Seller.
314
00:19:46,455 --> 00:19:48,833
Rave reviews.
315
00:19:48,916 --> 00:19:52,461
- Gale. I'm glad you came.
- Congratulations, Sidney.
316
00:19:52,544 --> 00:19:55,006
I haven't had a chance
to read it yet, but...
317
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,883
- I know where you can get one.
318
00:20:00,511 --> 00:20:02,972
Dewey! Hey!
319
00:20:03,055 --> 00:20:05,557
Hey, Sid. Gale, you made it.
320
00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,059
- What are you doing here?
321
00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:09,979
Sid, I'm sorry,
I gotta do something here.
322
00:20:10,062 --> 00:20:13,565
I'm really sorry. Excuse me!
This will only take a minute.
323
00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:16,903
I need you all to stay
where you are and remain silent.
324
00:20:16,986 --> 00:20:18,780
- Nobody leaves yet.
The sheriff thanks you.
325
00:20:18,863 --> 00:20:21,157
- Can this wait, Barney Fife?
I'm running an event here.
326
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,034
- Ma'am, this is
a police event now.
327
00:20:23,117 --> 00:20:25,536
- What's going on?
- Gale, this is police business.
328
00:20:25,619 --> 00:20:27,579
If you could just
let us handle this...
329
00:20:27,663 --> 00:20:29,415
- I'm talking to my husband,
Deputy Judy.
330
00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:31,542
- Listen, there's a phone
we believe
331
00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:33,669
may have been taken
from the scene of a crime.
332
00:20:33,753 --> 00:20:35,462
Deputy Hicks has traced
its location
333
00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:37,173
back to these coordinates.
334
00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:41,385
- The rest is need-to-know.
- I'm not need-to-know?
335
00:20:43,763 --> 00:20:45,306
Hoss, I'm hearing something.
336
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,599
- Sheriff, it's ringing
out here!
337
00:20:51,603 --> 00:20:52,897
There!
338
00:20:58,610 --> 00:21:00,487
It's coming from the trunk!
There!
339
00:21:00,571 --> 00:21:01,823
- Dewey?
340
00:21:01,906 --> 00:21:03,157
- Gonna need
everyone to stay back!
341
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,451
- Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.
342
00:21:13,459 --> 00:21:16,003
Damn!
343
00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:18,464
- OK, it's now an official
crime scene. Let's lock it down.
344
00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:20,758
Get that camera out of here!
Everybody back.
345
00:21:20,842 --> 00:21:22,134
- Give me that camera!
346
00:21:22,218 --> 00:21:24,053
- Please tell me this is
a prank, Dewey.
347
00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:26,555
- I'm afraid not, Sid.
- Back up on the curb, ma'am.
348
00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,099
- Come on.
- Everybody get back!
349
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:31,936
- Henry, you're not gonna
believe what just happened.
350
00:21:32,019 --> 00:21:34,480
- Stand back, Gale. Gale!
- I just wanna see.
351
00:21:34,563 --> 00:21:36,065
Cover up your kids' eyes!
352
00:21:38,109 --> 00:21:40,027
- OK, essays are due Tuesday.
353
00:21:40,111 --> 00:21:42,739
"Why Woodsboro is the best..."
354
00:21:42,822 --> 00:21:46,951
Anything with an on-off switch
should be off, that's the rule!
355
00:21:47,994 --> 00:21:49,661
Somebody wanna share?
356
00:21:49,746 --> 00:21:52,081
- Jenny Randall and Marnie
Cooper were murdered last night.
357
00:21:52,164 --> 00:21:54,166
- What?
- What?
358
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,710
- Stabbed to death.
359
00:21:55,793 --> 00:21:56,794
- What's your favorite
scary movie?
360
00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:58,504
Shut up!
361
00:21:58,587 --> 00:22:01,007
- Yo, it's a news van.
- Class is not over!
362
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,424
That was fast.
363
00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:03,926
- This week marks
the anniversary
364
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,303
of the infamous
Woodsboro Murders.
365
00:22:06,387 --> 00:22:08,973
Two girls killed the exact day
366
00:22:09,056 --> 00:22:11,267
local celebrity victim,
Sidney Prescott,
367
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:13,269
chose to return
to her hometown.
368
00:22:13,352 --> 00:22:14,729
- It all could be something
369
00:22:14,812 --> 00:22:15,897
right out of a Gale Weathers
bestseller.
370
00:22:15,980 --> 00:22:17,648
And where is she now?
371
00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,275
Well, living right here
in Woodsboro.
372
00:22:19,358 --> 00:22:20,359
- Mrs. Riley.
373
00:22:20,442 --> 00:22:22,862
- Hoss.
- First Lady.
374
00:22:22,945 --> 00:22:24,906
- Perkins.
375
00:22:24,989 --> 00:22:26,991
- Excuse me, Gale.
He's conducting an interview.
376
00:22:27,074 --> 00:22:29,410
- Great. I love interviews.
- You'll have to wait, Gale.
377
00:22:29,493 --> 00:22:31,328
- Sorry. I can't let you in
there.
378
00:22:32,955 --> 00:22:34,791
- What are you gonna do,
arrest me, Deputy Judy?
379
00:22:34,874 --> 00:22:36,458
- If it comes to it.
380
00:22:36,542 --> 00:22:38,127
Civilian interference
with a police investigation
381
00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:40,004
poses many a problem
in a court of law.
382
00:22:40,087 --> 00:22:41,839
- OK, listen to me, Judy.
383
00:22:41,923 --> 00:22:44,008
I don't mind that you're
working with my husband,
384
00:22:44,091 --> 00:22:47,303
or that you even bake him
those little treats as you do.
385
00:22:47,386 --> 00:22:48,930
But if you're gonna start
acting like him,
386
00:22:49,013 --> 00:22:50,347
you gotta put a moustache on,
387
00:22:50,431 --> 00:22:52,474
because you sound ridiculous.
- Gale!
388
00:22:52,558 --> 00:22:54,643
- Judy!
- Gale!
389
00:22:54,727 --> 00:22:57,980
Deputy. Gale.
390
00:22:58,064 --> 00:22:59,523
Come on, please.
391
00:22:59,606 --> 00:23:01,943
Sidney, if you don't mind
giving us a minute...
392
00:23:02,026 --> 00:23:03,986
- Sid.
- Hi, Gale.
393
00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:07,489
Dewey, would you please
explain to Betty Crocker
394
00:23:07,573 --> 00:23:09,951
that I have every
right to be here?
395
00:23:10,034 --> 00:23:12,453
If there's been another murder
in Woodsboro, obviously...
396
00:23:12,536 --> 00:23:13,996
What?
397
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,082
- That is not public
information!
398
00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:18,167
- It is all over
the Internet, Dewey!
399
00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,626
- It is?
- Yes!
400
00:23:19,711 --> 00:23:22,088
The whole world knows about it
before me!
401
00:23:22,171 --> 00:23:25,007
- She wants to be a part
of the investigation, Sheriff.
402
00:23:25,091 --> 00:23:28,385
- OK. Hang on. Um...
403
00:23:28,469 --> 00:23:32,932
Are you familiar with the phrase
"I wrote the book on this"?
404
00:23:35,434 --> 00:23:36,936
- Gale, with all due respect,
405
00:23:37,019 --> 00:23:39,188
I don't see how that
pertains to...
406
00:23:39,271 --> 00:23:42,942
- Because I wrote
the book on this!
407
00:23:43,025 --> 00:23:45,987
The Woodsboro Murders
by Gale Weathers?
408
00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:48,197
- But you're not a reporter
anymore, Gale.
409
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,824
- And even if you were...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
410
00:23:49,907 --> 00:23:51,325
Don't treat me like
411
00:23:51,408 --> 00:23:53,577
I'm the media.
I helped solve these things,
412
00:23:53,660 --> 00:23:58,290
three times, remember?
You and me. Together.
413
00:23:58,374 --> 00:24:01,168
- But I'm the sheriff now, Gale.
414
00:24:01,252 --> 00:24:03,170
- Right?
415
00:24:05,339 --> 00:24:06,883
What? You're not gonna
let me help you with this?
416
00:24:06,966 --> 00:24:08,968
- I can't.
417
00:24:10,011 --> 00:24:12,388
- All right,
then I'm going rogue.
418
00:24:12,471 --> 00:24:14,932
This is what I'm good at, Dewey.
419
00:24:15,016 --> 00:24:17,643
This is what I know how to do.
420
00:24:23,107 --> 00:24:25,818
Your lemon squares
taste like ass.
421
00:24:27,486 --> 00:24:30,489
- They don't.
They really don't.
422
00:24:30,572 --> 00:24:31,783
- Thank you, sir.
423
00:24:31,866 --> 00:24:33,409
- Sheriff.
- Yeah?
424
00:24:33,492 --> 00:24:35,577
- We've got a couple
high school kids in here.
425
00:24:35,661 --> 00:24:37,038
Two of them, they say
426
00:24:37,121 --> 00:24:38,414
they got threatening phone calls
this morning
427
00:24:38,497 --> 00:24:40,457
from the victims' phones.
428
00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:44,086
Names are Olivia Morris
and Jill Roberts.
429
00:24:44,170 --> 00:24:47,048
- That's Sid's cousin. Damn.
430
00:24:48,132 --> 00:24:49,591
- Right in here, Sheriff.
431
00:24:49,675 --> 00:24:51,928
- Hey, Jill.
- Sidney.
432
00:24:52,011 --> 00:24:53,846
- Hi.
- Hi.
433
00:24:53,930 --> 00:24:56,348
- It's nice to see you,
even under the circumstances.
434
00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,435
- You OK?
- Yeah.
435
00:24:59,518 --> 00:25:02,604
- So two of you got phone calls?
- Yeah, us two.
436
00:25:02,688 --> 00:25:05,024
"What's your favorite
scary movie?"
437
00:25:05,107 --> 00:25:07,860
It was the killer's voice.
From Stab.
438
00:25:07,944 --> 00:25:10,654
Or, I mean, you know,
from your life.
439
00:25:10,738 --> 00:25:12,907
I'm Kirby, by the way.
I'm their friend.
440
00:25:14,241 --> 00:25:16,535
- And the killer
didn't call you?
441
00:25:16,618 --> 00:25:19,872
- No.
Is that a bad thing?
442
00:25:19,956 --> 00:25:21,833
Does that mean that I'm not
gonna live as long as these two?
443
00:25:21,916 --> 00:25:24,293
- No. Maybe.
444
00:25:24,376 --> 00:25:28,798
Of course not.
Just... Just be careful.
445
00:25:28,881 --> 00:25:31,217
- Oh, my God, did you hear that?
I'm gonna be next!
446
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:33,635
- Dewey, I shouldn't be here.
I should leave town.
447
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:36,347
- I'm afraid that's not
really possible, Sidney.
448
00:25:36,430 --> 00:25:38,474
- Look, nobody thinks
you're involved,
449
00:25:38,557 --> 00:25:41,102
but everyone's a suspect.
I'm sorry.
450
00:25:41,185 --> 00:25:42,937
- And there was evidence
in your car,
451
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:44,271
connecting the killer to you.
452
00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:45,732
You may be a material witness.
453
00:25:48,234 --> 00:25:52,321
- So, look, you'll have
24-hour police protection.
454
00:25:52,404 --> 00:25:53,740
- That's comforting.
455
00:25:56,743 --> 00:25:58,202
- This is Rebecca.
456
00:25:58,285 --> 00:26:01,998
Oh, my fucking God, Henry!
Yes, it's true.
457
00:26:02,081 --> 00:26:05,501
Two girls butchered. Payday.
458
00:26:05,584 --> 00:26:07,044
I was so not feeling Woodsboro.
459
00:26:07,128 --> 00:26:09,171
I was like,
"lame PR move, right?"
460
00:26:09,255 --> 00:26:11,132
Well, fuck me wow.
461
00:26:11,215 --> 00:26:15,052
Best idea ever.
Henry, I'll call you back.
462
00:26:15,136 --> 00:26:17,138
We're gonna have to
wrap this up.
463
00:26:17,221 --> 00:26:18,680
- Excuse me, I have to geek out.
464
00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:20,391
I didn't get a chance
to say something earlier,
465
00:26:20,474 --> 00:26:22,309
but it's such an honor
to meet you.
466
00:26:22,393 --> 00:26:24,729
- Oh, thank you.
- Rebecca Walters.
467
00:26:24,812 --> 00:26:27,481
- Hi.
- When I was a kid,
it was all about Top Story
468
00:26:27,564 --> 00:26:29,734
with Gale Weathers.
You were my '90s.
469
00:26:29,817 --> 00:26:32,904
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.
- You gave it all up for love,
I know that.
470
00:26:32,987 --> 00:26:34,238
How long have you
and Dewey been married?
471
00:26:34,321 --> 00:26:36,073
- Ten years.
- Oh.
472
00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:38,034
Just like your characters
in Stab 3.
473
00:26:38,117 --> 00:26:40,870
- Wow.
- Wow.
474
00:26:40,953 --> 00:26:42,538
- I didn't mean bad wow.
475
00:26:42,621 --> 00:26:44,373
It just always seemed like
more of a movie romance
476
00:26:44,456 --> 00:26:46,333
than a real one,
because it was a movie.
477
00:26:46,417 --> 00:26:48,085
In real life
you two would never be...
478
00:26:48,169 --> 00:26:50,880
Ooh... Dug a hole.
479
00:26:50,963 --> 00:26:53,215
Climbing out here.
So, anyway,
480
00:26:53,299 --> 00:26:55,509
kudos on being brave enough to
drop off the professional map.
481
00:26:55,592 --> 00:26:58,429
Any plans on revitalizing
your tarnished brand?
482
00:26:58,512 --> 00:27:01,933
- Listen, in about two seconds,
I'm gonna revitalize your face
483
00:27:02,016 --> 00:27:04,018
with my tarnished brand.
- Ooh.
484
00:27:05,269 --> 00:27:06,729
I still got it.
485
00:27:08,564 --> 00:27:09,982
- Testy.
486
00:27:18,574 --> 00:27:21,744
- She's so pretty. When you
think about what she's survived,
487
00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:23,662
she must have
scars everywhere.
488
00:27:23,746 --> 00:27:25,081
- Shh! Come on.
489
00:27:25,164 --> 00:27:29,752
- Her mom was my sister.
I have scars, too.
490
00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:32,338
No one ever asks me
about my scars.
491
00:27:32,421 --> 00:27:36,008
- I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts.
- She means knife scars, Mom.
492
00:27:36,718 --> 00:27:39,678
- Oh. Well, fine.
493
00:27:43,057 --> 00:27:45,893
- How are you? How's Gale?
494
00:27:48,354 --> 00:27:49,605
- I'm all right.
495
00:27:49,688 --> 00:27:53,692
But Gale...
It's been hard on her.
496
00:27:53,776 --> 00:27:58,197
Small town, small-town husband.
497
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,032
Not much to write about.
498
00:28:01,868 --> 00:28:03,077
- You two OK?
499
00:28:04,829 --> 00:28:07,289
- Well, I read somewhere once,
500
00:28:07,373 --> 00:28:10,584
"Just when you think
things can't get any worse,
501
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:15,172
sometimes they don't.
Sometimes they get better."
502
00:28:15,256 --> 00:28:18,342
Out of Darkness by
Sidney Prescott, page 220.
503
00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:30,187
I've gotta get going.
504
00:28:35,860 --> 00:28:37,361
- It's nice to see you, Dewey.
505
00:28:37,444 --> 00:28:38,946
We've been through a lot
together.
506
00:28:39,030 --> 00:28:41,657
- And we'll get through this,
too. OK?
507
00:28:41,741 --> 00:28:43,868
- Lock up.
- Mm-hm.
508
00:29:04,096 --> 00:29:07,349
- Be cool. It's OK. It's just
me. Relax, relax. It's just me.
509
00:29:07,433 --> 00:29:08,768
- What the hell
are you doing here?
510
00:29:08,851 --> 00:29:10,019
There are cops
right out front!
511
00:29:10,102 --> 00:29:12,563
- No match for the ninja, baby.
512
00:29:14,565 --> 00:29:17,609
Anyway, what are you doing in
the house with Sidney Prescott?
513
00:29:17,693 --> 00:29:20,404
I mean, that's like being
on Top Chef
with Jeffrey Dahmer.
514
00:29:20,487 --> 00:29:22,990
Can you please get away
from the window?
515
00:29:23,074 --> 00:29:26,493
You have no right to be in here.
Not anymore.
516
00:29:26,577 --> 00:29:28,788
- Hang on.
517
00:29:28,871 --> 00:29:31,708
I heard you got a phone call
from the killer.
518
00:29:31,791 --> 00:29:35,252
- Is that true?
- What do you care?
519
00:29:35,336 --> 00:29:37,421
Don't you think you'd be
a lot safer with me around?
520
00:29:37,504 --> 00:29:41,092
- I don't trust you, Trevor.
- Hey.
521
00:29:41,175 --> 00:29:43,094
Then I'm just gonna have
to make sure that you do.
522
00:29:43,177 --> 00:29:45,387
All right?
523
00:29:47,431 --> 00:29:49,141
- Oh, sorry. I didn't...
524
00:29:49,225 --> 00:29:51,936
- No, he's just leaving.
It's my ex.
525
00:29:52,019 --> 00:29:55,940
- Oh.
- Yeah. Her one and only.
526
00:29:56,023 --> 00:29:58,735
- Hi.
- Hi.
527
00:29:58,818 --> 00:30:01,863
It's cool to meet you...
officially.
528
00:30:01,946 --> 00:30:04,991
I keep meaning to pick up
a copy of your book, but...
529
00:30:06,367 --> 00:30:07,869
You're smaller in person.
530
00:30:16,210 --> 00:30:17,503
- What?
- Nothing.
531
00:30:17,586 --> 00:30:22,383
You just...
You remind me of... me.
532
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:28,055
- Lock your window, OK?
- Yeah. Good night.
533
00:30:28,139 --> 00:30:30,557
- Night.
534
00:30:31,225 --> 00:30:33,310
Sorry about that.
535
00:30:34,478 --> 00:30:37,231
Just making my rounds
before taking off.
536
00:30:37,314 --> 00:30:39,608
- Great. Thanks.
537
00:30:42,403 --> 00:30:44,030
- You don't remember me, do you?
538
00:30:44,113 --> 00:30:45,197
- Sorry?
539
00:30:45,281 --> 00:30:47,992
- We went to high school
together.
540
00:30:48,075 --> 00:30:49,326
- Judy Hicks.
541
00:30:49,410 --> 00:30:50,995
We had the same homeroom.
542
00:30:51,078 --> 00:30:53,706
And drama club, too.
543
00:30:53,790 --> 00:30:57,752
We were in Peter Pan together.
I played a Lost Boy.
544
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,256
You were... Tiger Lily.
545
00:31:04,591 --> 00:31:06,928
- I'm sorry,
that was a long time ago.
546
00:31:07,887 --> 00:31:09,722
- It's OK.
547
00:31:09,806 --> 00:31:14,060
You had a lot of stuff
going on back then.
548
00:31:15,227 --> 00:31:17,354
- Well, it's nice to see you
again, Judy.
549
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,899
- You, too.
550
00:31:26,447 --> 00:31:28,032
Everything OK upstairs?
551
00:31:28,115 --> 00:31:30,076
You're supposed to be
out front, Perkins.
552
00:31:38,876 --> 00:31:42,088
- What's a four-letter word
for courage?
553
00:31:42,171 --> 00:31:43,464
- Uh...
554
00:31:44,131 --> 00:31:45,549
..."guts."
555
00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:52,932
- That's Olivia Morris.
She lives next door.
556
00:31:53,015 --> 00:31:54,641
- She's on the list.
- Yeah.
557
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:58,145
She can live next door to me.
558
00:31:58,229 --> 00:32:01,941
- Now seriously, Mary,
I'm warning you, OK?
559
00:32:02,024 --> 00:32:04,526
I'm gonna have
to get physical.
I mean it.
560
00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:06,487
This is it! Just fuck off!
561
00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:20,084
- Hello?
- What are you guys up to?
562
00:32:20,167 --> 00:32:22,169
- We're watching
Shaun of the Dead.
563
00:32:22,253 --> 00:32:23,379
- You know there are two zombies
564
00:32:23,462 --> 00:32:24,839
sitting outside the house
in a car?
565
00:32:24,922 --> 00:32:28,009
- Yup. They're cops.
You wanna come up?
566
00:32:28,092 --> 00:32:31,929
- The Angel of Death leave?
- No, she's in the guest room.
567
00:32:32,013 --> 00:32:34,681
- Forget it.
Next door's close enough.
568
00:32:34,766 --> 00:32:38,019
- Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's.
569
00:32:38,102 --> 00:32:40,146
It's creepy around here tonight.
570
00:32:40,229 --> 00:32:43,232
- Well, the zombies
are still in their car,
571
00:32:43,315 --> 00:32:45,609
so you should be all right.
572
00:32:45,692 --> 00:32:48,570
- Call me tomorrow, OK?
- All right.
573
00:32:48,654 --> 00:32:51,532
- She didn't wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.
574
00:32:51,615 --> 00:32:53,534
- Watch this.
575
00:33:02,293 --> 00:33:03,711
- Speaking.
576
00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:07,965
- What's your favorite
scary movie, Olivia?
577
00:33:08,049 --> 00:33:09,801
- That's the worst imitation
I've ever heard, Jill.
578
00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:11,302
Speaking of Stab,
have you heard
579
00:33:11,385 --> 00:33:13,387
where the Stab-a-Thon
is gonna be yet?
580
00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:15,514
- No, and it doesn't matter
to me anyways.
581
00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:17,183
My mom doesn't let me go.
582
00:33:19,894 --> 00:33:23,856
- It's Trevor. I'll handle this.
- Trevor's calling. Again.
583
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:25,357
- What do you want?
584
00:33:25,441 --> 00:33:27,401
I wanna talk to Jill.
585
00:33:27,484 --> 00:33:29,904
- Uh, no, it's Kirby.
Sorry, Trevor.
586
00:33:29,987 --> 00:33:32,865
Jill is screening her calls
from all past relationships.
587
00:33:32,949 --> 00:33:34,826
- What's going on over there?
588
00:33:34,909 --> 00:33:36,243
- Hang on a sec.
What is he saying?
589
00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:39,663
- I'm not Trevor.
- What?
590
00:33:39,747 --> 00:33:44,210
I can barely hear you, Trevor.
- This isn't Trevor.
591
00:33:44,293 --> 00:33:45,962
- Oh, all right.
592
00:33:46,045 --> 00:33:48,840
Well, then why do you have
his phone, whoever this is?
593
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:51,050
He's trying to do Ghostface.
594
00:33:51,133 --> 00:33:53,427
- He's being weird.
595
00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,346
- I want to talk to Jill.
596
00:33:55,429 --> 00:33:57,974
- OK, well, she doesn't
wanna talk to you.
597
00:33:58,057 --> 00:34:00,476
Come on, Mr. Ghostface,
whisper to me.
598
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:03,395
Aren't you supposed
to ask me a question?
599
00:34:03,479 --> 00:34:04,856
- All right.
600
00:34:04,939 --> 00:34:07,524
- How's the movie?
- What movie?
601
00:34:07,608 --> 00:34:10,778
Shaun of the Dead.
602
00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:13,364
How did you know that?
603
00:34:13,447 --> 00:34:15,950
- Because I'm standing
in the closet.
604
00:34:16,033 --> 00:34:17,869
- Stop. You are not.
605
00:34:17,952 --> 00:34:20,371
- What's going on?
- Trevor's being weird.
606
00:34:20,454 --> 00:34:22,790
I mean, if it is him.
I don't know.
607
00:34:22,874 --> 00:34:24,666
- What?
- This is not fucking Trevor!
608
00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:26,627
- Well, then who the fuck
are you?
609
00:34:26,711 --> 00:34:29,213
- Open the closet door.
610
00:34:31,298 --> 00:34:33,801
- You do know there are cops
all over this house?
611
00:34:33,885 --> 00:34:37,054
- I think I'd have just enough
time to slice someone open.
612
00:34:38,514 --> 00:34:40,141
- I'll talk to him.
- Shh!
613
00:34:42,018 --> 00:34:44,395
- What's going on over there,
you guys?
614
00:34:44,478 --> 00:34:47,481
- Sorry. I don't know. Kirby.
- Shh!
615
00:34:47,564 --> 00:34:51,068
- Kirby!
- Come on, do it.
616
00:34:51,152 --> 00:34:53,070
- There is no way
you're in there.
617
00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:55,823
- See for yourself.
618
00:34:55,907 --> 00:35:00,369
Kirby... Kirby, come on.
Talk to me. This isn't funny.
619
00:35:00,828 --> 00:35:01,829
Kirby!
620
00:35:09,045 --> 00:35:11,380
- Liar. I'm over this.
621
00:35:11,463 --> 00:35:13,716
- I never said
I was in your closet.
622
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:14,801
- Wha...?
623
00:35:19,513 --> 00:35:21,849
- Oh, my God!
- Olivia!
624
00:35:23,893 --> 00:35:25,519
Help, somebody!
625
00:35:30,024 --> 00:35:31,025
- Stop!
626
00:35:36,697 --> 00:35:38,032
- Help!
627
00:35:39,366 --> 00:35:41,368
- No! Don't! No! Help!
628
00:35:53,172 --> 00:35:56,759
- Hoss! Perkins!
- Somebody help!
629
00:35:58,052 --> 00:35:59,053
- Shit!
630
00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:03,891
Help! Help!
631
00:36:08,562 --> 00:36:10,481
Come on, help!
632
00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:15,903
- Stop it!
633
00:36:55,359 --> 00:36:57,361
- What?
- Welcome home, Sidney.
634
00:36:57,444 --> 00:36:59,530
Preview of coming events.
635
00:36:59,613 --> 00:37:01,783
- Why don't you come for me?
You got the balls for that?
636
00:37:01,866 --> 00:37:04,451
- Oh, poor Sidney. You think
this is all about you.
637
00:37:04,535 --> 00:37:06,287
You think you're
still the star.
638
00:37:06,370 --> 00:37:07,955
- This isn't a fucking movie!
639
00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:09,874
- It will be.
- These are innocent people.
640
00:37:09,957 --> 00:37:11,834
- Spare me the lecture.
641
00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:13,795
You've done very well by all
this bloodshed, haven't you?
642
00:37:13,878 --> 00:37:16,380
Well, how about the town
you left behind?
643
00:37:16,463 --> 00:37:18,049
I've got plans for you.
644
00:37:18,132 --> 00:37:19,926
I'm gonna slit
your eyelids in half
645
00:37:20,009 --> 00:37:22,887
so you don't blink
when I stab you in the face.
646
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:25,389
You'll die when I want you to,
Sidney.
647
00:37:25,472 --> 00:37:31,228
Not a moment before. Until
then, you're going to suffer.
648
00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:35,482
- Sidney!
- Jill! Stay right there!
649
00:37:35,566 --> 00:37:38,569
- Is she...?
- Do not look. OK?
650
00:37:38,652 --> 00:37:41,823
- She said you were
the Angel of Death.
651
00:37:41,906 --> 00:37:43,240
Look out!
652
00:38:04,386 --> 00:38:05,722
What's going on
in here?
653
00:38:05,805 --> 00:38:07,681
- He's in here.
654
00:38:07,765 --> 00:38:09,016
- Where is he?
655
00:38:10,184 --> 00:38:12,979
- Ma'am?
- He was.
656
00:38:13,062 --> 00:38:14,438
What is your status?
657
00:38:14,521 --> 00:38:16,232
We'll check out back.
658
00:38:16,315 --> 00:38:19,276
- Jill?
- Don't.
659
00:38:28,494 --> 00:38:30,955
- What happened?
Oh, my God, Jill!
660
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:35,001
Jesus!
661
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:38,004
Baby, baby. I'm here.
Come on, let's go.
662
00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:40,339
I'm gonna take care of you.
Here. I got it.
663
00:38:40,422 --> 00:38:43,843
- Jill? Oh, my God.
Are you OK?
664
00:38:43,926 --> 00:38:46,888
Here, keep pressure on it.
- There's nobody back there.
665
00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:50,641
Hoss, call it in.
- Right.
666
00:38:50,725 --> 00:38:53,685
- Hey. Are you OK?
667
00:38:55,187 --> 00:38:57,106
- You should look upstairs.
668
00:39:08,117 --> 00:39:10,494
Let's get the coroner's
van brought around, please.
669
00:39:13,915 --> 00:39:16,333
- The kids are over there.
- Over by that tree.
670
00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:17,960
It's all your fault,
Sidney.
671
00:39:18,044 --> 00:39:20,546
You're just like
your mother!
672
00:39:20,629 --> 00:39:22,298
Hoss,
clear these people out.
673
00:39:22,381 --> 00:39:24,341
- Right.
- I thought this was over.
674
00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:25,885
Come on, leave her alone.
675
00:39:25,968 --> 00:39:28,679
You folks go home.
Come on.
676
00:39:28,763 --> 00:39:30,056
- Get out of the street, please.
677
00:39:30,139 --> 00:39:32,599
- I'm sorry about what I said.
678
00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,270
Do you wanna go
get that looked at?
679
00:39:37,021 --> 00:39:38,605
- Yeah.
680
00:39:39,941 --> 00:39:41,692
- What the hell happened?
681
00:39:41,776 --> 00:39:43,945
- OK. I saw him go
into that yard
682
00:39:44,028 --> 00:39:45,487
two houses down right before...
683
00:39:45,571 --> 00:39:47,740
- Yeah, and I circled around
to cut him off.
684
00:39:47,824 --> 00:39:50,993
- And?
- And I met Hoss coming
685
00:39:51,077 --> 00:39:52,494
from the other direction.
686
00:39:52,578 --> 00:39:54,246
- He must have circled
back around somehow.
687
00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:55,707
He's like a ghost.
688
00:39:55,790 --> 00:39:58,417
- Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.
689
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:01,212
All right. Get outta here.
690
00:40:15,309 --> 00:40:17,353
- This is Hall Pass
with Robbie Mercer,
691
00:40:17,436 --> 00:40:19,188
webcasting live
in our darkest hour.
692
00:40:19,271 --> 00:40:20,940
What began as a day
of remembrance has ended
693
00:40:21,023 --> 00:40:22,734
with serial murder.
694
00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:25,236
Olivia Morris, who officially
will never go out with me,
695
00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:26,653
is dead.
696
00:40:26,738 --> 00:40:28,990
So is Jenny Randall
and Marnie Cooper.
697
00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:32,744
Our local legacy, the Stab
movies, is coming to life.
698
00:40:32,827 --> 00:40:35,496
- Excuse me. Are you
recording with that thing?
699
00:40:35,579 --> 00:40:38,332
- Live video-blog upload.
He's webcasting right now.
700
00:40:38,415 --> 00:40:39,792
- Mind turning it off
701
00:40:39,876 --> 00:40:41,961
for a little old-school
off the record?
702
00:40:42,044 --> 00:40:44,964
- Can't. Owe it to my audience.
- Turn that fucking thing off.
703
00:40:45,047 --> 00:40:46,173
- OK.
704
00:40:47,842 --> 00:40:49,761
- So you two are the boys
that run the movie club
705
00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:51,595
at Woodsboro High, huh?
706
00:40:51,678 --> 00:40:55,016
- Charlie runs it. I'm just VP,
in case he takes a bullet.
707
00:40:55,099 --> 00:40:56,475
- It's called Cinema Club.
708
00:40:56,558 --> 00:40:58,519
- So you must have
a very unique insight
709
00:40:58,602 --> 00:41:01,438
into the movie buffs
at your school.
710
00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:03,149
- Maybe.
711
00:41:03,232 --> 00:41:07,779
- What if we could catch
the killer by working together?
712
00:41:07,862 --> 00:41:09,947
Two generations
of cutting-edge journalists
713
00:41:10,031 --> 00:41:13,117
intertwining
our passions for media?
714
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,662
What would you say?
- I love you.
715
00:41:16,746 --> 00:41:18,580
- Very good.
716
00:41:18,664 --> 00:41:20,958
Now, you give me your expertise
on the gore geek scene
717
00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:22,418
at Woodsboro High,
718
00:41:22,501 --> 00:41:25,171
and maybe I give you
something in return.
719
00:41:25,254 --> 00:41:30,134
Say a celebrity visit
to your Cinema Club? By me.
720
00:41:31,928 --> 00:41:33,387
- What about Sidney?
721
00:41:33,470 --> 00:41:35,306
- What about Sidney?
722
00:41:35,389 --> 00:41:38,309
- Yeah, you know her, right?
I mean, you're friends with her.
723
00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:41,520
- No offense, but that'd be
a big deal for Cinema Club.
724
00:41:41,603 --> 00:41:44,148
A visit from Sidney Prescott?
I mean, she's the star.
725
00:41:44,231 --> 00:41:45,733
- Ooh.
726
00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:48,652
Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe
to my J.K. Rowling.
727
00:41:48,736 --> 00:41:51,280
- Without the book sales
and the box office.
728
00:41:52,114 --> 00:41:53,657
- Whatever.
729
00:41:56,493 --> 00:41:57,829
- There's no broken bones.
730
00:41:57,912 --> 00:41:59,956
I think you'll be fine.
Take it easy.
731
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,248
You were lucky, Sidney.
732
00:42:04,418 --> 00:42:06,462
- So, Sidney... Ooh, ow.
733
00:42:06,545 --> 00:42:08,089
Anyway, long story short,
734
00:42:08,172 --> 00:42:11,300
Random wants to lock you
in to three more books now.
735
00:42:11,383 --> 00:42:13,135
See the blank line
in your contract?
736
00:42:13,219 --> 00:42:14,804
You can name your price.
737
00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:16,973
And, as soon as you're clear
in this investigation,
738
00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:19,141
we're on the next plane
to New York.
739
00:42:19,225 --> 00:42:21,643
I booked Today, The View,
Nancy Grace, MTV News...
740
00:42:21,728 --> 00:42:23,312
- Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question?
741
00:42:23,395 --> 00:42:26,190
- Mm.
- Did you read my book?
742
00:42:27,859 --> 00:42:30,194
- Thought I'd wait
for the movie.
743
00:42:30,277 --> 00:42:32,905
- Book tour's over.
- Sidney.
744
00:42:33,906 --> 00:42:35,825
Accept your situation.
745
00:42:35,908 --> 00:42:41,247
You're a victim. For life.
So embrace it, use it.
746
00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:43,582
I know you care about
your readers.
747
00:42:43,665 --> 00:42:45,292
All those little
downtrodden fucks
748
00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:47,003
that need a light
at the end of their tunnel
749
00:42:47,086 --> 00:42:48,212
so they don't jump off a bridge.
750
00:42:48,295 --> 00:42:50,214
And a lucky break like this?
751
00:42:50,297 --> 00:42:52,967
I'm talking 100 percent
increase in sales, minimum.
752
00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:55,136
That's maybe a million more
people get your message,
753
00:42:55,219 --> 00:42:57,930
and you get a ton more checks.
Win-win.
754
00:43:00,307 --> 00:43:01,768
- I won't be needing you
anymore.
755
00:43:01,851 --> 00:43:04,270
- Sidney.
- You're fired.
756
00:43:04,353 --> 00:43:05,938
- Fired?
- Fired.
757
00:43:07,606 --> 00:43:09,108
- Fine.
758
00:43:30,963 --> 00:43:33,257
"Have you
even read my book, Rebecca?"
759
00:43:46,353 --> 00:43:48,731
The problem with Sidney
is that she never gets laid.
760
00:43:48,815 --> 00:43:51,025
Or even a little shit-faced
once in a while.
761
00:43:52,359 --> 00:43:55,822
She'll call me tonight
and apologize. Just watch.
762
00:44:02,829 --> 00:44:04,872
She'll come around.
763
00:44:04,956 --> 00:44:09,668
Gotta just give her time,
Sidney will come around.
764
00:44:11,003 --> 00:44:12,755
Where did I...?
765
00:44:15,967 --> 00:44:18,510
Ah.
766
00:44:21,764 --> 00:44:23,140
- This is Rebecca.
767
00:44:23,224 --> 00:44:24,851
Sidney Prescott, please.
768
00:44:24,934 --> 00:44:26,894
- I'm handling Miss Prescott's
calls and appearances.
769
00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:30,815
May I take a message?
- You are the message.
770
00:44:34,736 --> 00:44:37,780
Are you writing this down?
- Yes, I am.
771
00:44:37,864 --> 00:44:40,700
It's kind of hard to hear you.
I'm in the hospital with Sidney.
772
00:44:40,783 --> 00:44:43,327
If you could just
hang on one second.
773
00:44:43,410 --> 00:44:44,704
I've got time.
774
00:44:44,787 --> 00:44:46,789
It's you that doesn't.
775
00:44:52,795 --> 00:44:55,297
You know, Rebecca,
776
00:44:55,381 --> 00:44:58,384
it doesn't sound to me
like you're in the hospital.
777
00:44:58,467 --> 00:45:01,387
Sounds like you're
in a parking garage.
778
00:45:01,470 --> 00:45:04,932
A dark and deserted
parking garage.
779
00:45:06,934 --> 00:45:08,602
But if you want to be
in the hospital,
780
00:45:08,685 --> 00:45:10,021
I'd be happy to put you there.
781
00:45:10,104 --> 00:45:12,023
In the fucking morgue!
782
00:45:28,539 --> 00:45:30,041
- Shit...
783
00:45:33,419 --> 00:45:35,880
No!
784
00:45:58,736 --> 00:46:00,571
Help!
785
00:46:00,654 --> 00:46:02,782
Help! Help me!
786
00:46:03,574 --> 00:46:05,034
Help!
787
00:46:18,089 --> 00:46:21,133
Cut and run,
you fucking bastard!
788
00:47:30,787 --> 00:47:32,454
- This is an ongoing
investigation.
789
00:47:32,538 --> 00:47:36,292
Rest assured, we're pursuing
a number of leads.
790
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,252
The less I say about that,
the better.
791
00:47:38,335 --> 00:47:41,088
- Sheriff...
- So I'm taking questions.
792
00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:42,256
- Sheriff!
793
00:47:42,339 --> 00:47:44,258
- Dewey!
- Gale?
794
00:47:44,341 --> 00:47:46,928
- Any comment on the fact that
these killings seem to resemble
795
00:47:47,011 --> 00:47:49,931
the pattern of the original
Woodsboro Murders?
796
00:47:50,014 --> 00:47:52,934
- Hon? Later.
- Wha...?
797
00:47:53,017 --> 00:47:54,560
- What was that, Sheriff?
798
00:47:54,643 --> 00:47:58,147
- As I was saying,
my officers are hard at work,
799
00:47:58,230 --> 00:48:00,817
and we just want
the community to know
800
00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:02,443
that we are very close
801
00:48:02,526 --> 00:48:04,445
to bringing this whole
situation under control...
802
00:48:04,528 --> 00:48:05,863
Ahh!
803
00:48:10,534 --> 00:48:12,829
- Oh, shit!
- All right, someone,
804
00:48:12,912 --> 00:48:15,206
get up to the top
of the structure! Go, go!
805
00:48:15,289 --> 00:48:16,540
Everyone, back! Stay back!
806
00:48:16,623 --> 00:48:18,042
All right, nobody move!
807
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:20,044
Listen,
I want a man on each stairwell.
808
00:48:22,922 --> 00:48:25,758
- Do you see anybody?
- Nobody up here.
809
00:48:25,842 --> 00:48:27,719
There's nobody
up there, Sheriff!
810
00:48:29,303 --> 00:48:31,513
- It's all under control,
huh, Sheriff?
811
00:48:31,597 --> 00:48:33,682
- What am I supposed to say?
812
00:48:33,766 --> 00:48:35,768
- Listen, I may not
be wearing a uniform,
813
00:48:35,852 --> 00:48:38,437
but I happen to have a lead
and you don't.
814
00:48:39,981 --> 00:48:42,524
So let me know when
you're back on Team Gale.
815
00:48:44,777 --> 00:48:46,237
Move it, amateurs!
816
00:48:47,613 --> 00:48:50,116
And remember students,
817
00:48:50,199 --> 00:48:52,702
tonight's town curfew
is 9:00.
818
00:48:52,785 --> 00:48:56,455
You should be home
with your doors
locked at 9:00.
819
00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:59,083
OK, Cinema Club.
We are now in session. Welcome.
820
00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:03,129
{\an8}Tell you a little bit about
ourselves. We are a sanctioned
821
00:49:03,212 --> 00:49:06,548
after-school activity,
one rung below the Glee Club,
822
00:49:06,632 --> 00:49:08,968
two above Nintendo Wii Fit.
823
00:49:09,051 --> 00:49:13,097
And let me just say
to our guest, Sidney Prescott,
824
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,681
it's an honor.
825
00:49:17,935 --> 00:49:20,187
- Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis,
forget Linda Blair,
826
00:49:20,271 --> 00:49:22,231
I mean,
this is the ultimate.
827
00:49:22,314 --> 00:49:24,984
- Thanks. I guess. Um...
828
00:49:25,067 --> 00:49:27,611
This? You film your
entire high school experience,
829
00:49:27,694 --> 00:49:29,030
and what, post it on the Net?
830
00:49:29,113 --> 00:49:30,740
- Everybody'll be doing it
someday, Sid.
831
00:49:30,823 --> 00:49:33,325
It's kind of the one component
the killer's missing.
832
00:49:33,409 --> 00:49:35,619
- Wait. What do you mean?
833
00:49:35,703 --> 00:49:38,455
Well, if you wanna be
the new-new version.
834
00:49:38,539 --> 00:49:40,332
The killer should be
filming the murders.
835
00:49:40,416 --> 00:49:43,127
Yeah, it's the natural next step
in a psycho slasher innovation.
836
00:49:43,210 --> 00:49:44,545
I mean, you film them all
real time,
837
00:49:44,628 --> 00:49:45,755
and then before
you get caught,
838
00:49:45,838 --> 00:49:47,423
you upload them
into cyberspace.
839
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:50,176
- Making your art
as immortal as you.
840
00:49:50,259 --> 00:49:52,219
- Not to implicate him.
- Not to implicate me.
841
00:49:52,303 --> 00:49:54,221
- So who do you think
is behind the murders?
842
00:49:55,597 --> 00:49:58,100
- Well, it's
a Stab fanatic,
clearly.
843
00:49:58,184 --> 00:50:00,937
Working on less of
a shriekquel and more
of a scream-make.
844
00:50:01,020 --> 00:50:02,313
- Copyrighted terms,
by the way.
845
00:50:02,396 --> 00:50:04,273
- 'Cause all there are now
are remakes.
846
00:50:04,356 --> 00:50:05,983
Only horror the studios
green light.
847
00:50:06,067 --> 00:50:07,443
- I mean, there are
still rules...
848
00:50:07,526 --> 00:50:08,945
- Psst!
- ...but the rules have changed.
849
00:50:09,028 --> 00:50:10,654
The unexpected is
the new cliche.
850
00:50:10,738 --> 00:50:11,948
Yeah, you gotta have
an opening sequence
851
00:50:12,031 --> 00:50:13,449
that blows the doors off,
852
00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:15,617
dial up some flashy
music-video direction,
853
00:50:15,702 --> 00:50:17,369
and the kills gotta be
way more extreme.
854
00:50:17,453 --> 00:50:18,788
Modern audiences
get savvy
855
00:50:18,871 --> 00:50:20,497
to the rules of
the originals,
856
00:50:20,581 --> 00:50:22,374
so the reversals
become the new standard.
857
00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:24,293
In fact, the only surefire way
858
00:50:24,376 --> 00:50:26,212
to survive a modern horror
movie?
859
00:50:26,295 --> 00:50:27,839
You pretty much have to be gay.
860
00:50:30,925 --> 00:50:33,260
- So why are you so sure
that the killer's working
861
00:50:33,344 --> 00:50:35,054
by the rules
of a horror remake?
862
00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:37,056
- The original Stab structure
is pretty apparent.
863
00:50:37,139 --> 00:50:39,683
- Two kids killed in a house
when their parents are away...
864
00:50:39,767 --> 00:50:42,353
- And the school's hot chick
"savaged beyond recognition."
865
00:50:42,436 --> 00:50:44,063
- We all know where
it goes from there.
866
00:50:44,146 --> 00:50:47,900
- A party.
- Exactly. A party.
867
00:50:47,984 --> 00:50:50,402
Guaranteed third act
main cast bloodbath.
868
00:50:50,486 --> 00:50:52,071
- Fingers crossed
on some nudity for a change.
869
00:50:54,698 --> 00:50:56,868
- OK, so do you know of a party
that's happening tonight?
870
00:50:57,952 --> 00:51:00,371
- Well, there's Stab-a-Thon.
871
00:51:00,454 --> 00:51:04,166
- Stab-a-Thon?
- It's a movie marathon.
872
00:51:04,250 --> 00:51:06,627
All seven Stabs back-to-back.
We do it every year.
873
00:51:06,711 --> 00:51:08,254
- And it's tonight?
874
00:51:08,337 --> 00:51:10,672
There's a killer out there
patterning his murders
875
00:51:10,757 --> 00:51:13,592
after the original movie.
- I know. It's pretty wild.
876
00:51:13,675 --> 00:51:15,261
- Well, you have to call it off.
877
00:51:15,344 --> 00:51:17,679
- OK, I mean, it's Friday.
878
00:51:17,764 --> 00:51:18,765
I'm sure we're not
the only party
879
00:51:18,848 --> 00:51:20,432
that's going on in Woodsboro.
880
00:51:20,516 --> 00:51:22,601
- OK, where is this
circle jerk gonna take place?
881
00:51:22,684 --> 00:51:24,561
- So who's ready for this Q and A?
882
00:51:24,645 --> 00:51:27,023
- No, no. I really
want the location.
883
00:51:27,106 --> 00:51:29,566
- You know, it's kind
of an underground thing.
884
00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:30,860
Email invites, pretty secret.
885
00:51:32,569 --> 00:51:34,739
- What, you're
not gonna tell
me? Really?
886
00:51:34,822 --> 00:51:38,534
We're working
together. Remember?
887
00:51:38,617 --> 00:51:40,536
- So are you ready
for that Q and A?
888
00:51:40,619 --> 00:51:42,538
- Fuck you. Let's go.
889
00:51:45,833 --> 00:51:48,627
That was awesome.
890
00:51:48,711 --> 00:51:50,462
- Nobody comes
or goes unless we say...
891
00:51:50,546 --> 00:51:51,881
You got it.
892
00:51:51,964 --> 00:51:53,632
- I feel like I'm under
house arrest.
893
00:52:08,815 --> 00:52:11,608
- You know when people say,
"I know how you feel"...
894
00:52:13,694 --> 00:52:15,612
...but you know
they're just saying that
895
00:52:15,696 --> 00:52:18,532
because they really have
no frigging idea how you feel?
896
00:52:21,327 --> 00:52:23,162
I know how you feel.
897
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:29,168
I am... so sorry about Olivia.
898
00:52:34,340 --> 00:52:36,300
- I'm sorry about
your publicist.
899
00:52:41,472 --> 00:52:43,265
How do you handle it?
900
00:52:43,349 --> 00:52:45,977
People staring at you
all the time?
901
00:52:46,894 --> 00:52:48,312
- People stare at me?
902
00:52:50,064 --> 00:52:53,317
- I could never handle that
kind of attention. I just...
903
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,945
...feel like it would
take over your whole life.
904
00:53:01,408 --> 00:53:06,372
- What I do is I...
try not to think about me.
905
00:53:08,665 --> 00:53:11,794
I have people I care about,
I focus on them.
906
00:53:13,504 --> 00:53:16,632
And the rest, it works out.
907
00:53:19,260 --> 00:53:22,263
- You saved my life last night.
908
00:53:22,346 --> 00:53:24,891
I mean, I know we're family,
but you hardly know me.
909
00:53:26,225 --> 00:53:27,810
It makes me wonder, you know,
910
00:53:27,894 --> 00:53:31,063
if I'd have been brave enough
to do the same thing.
911
00:53:33,399 --> 00:53:36,068
- I really hope you never
have to find that out.
912
00:53:39,696 --> 00:53:42,574
- Well, if you need me,
you know where to find me.
913
00:53:42,658 --> 00:53:46,495
I'll be up in my cell.
Or, I mean, my room.
914
00:54:10,061 --> 00:54:13,605
Her room's all boarded up.
That's the view from my cell.
915
00:54:14,690 --> 00:54:16,692
It's really weird.
916
00:54:16,776 --> 00:54:18,360
I think Olivia
would understand, OK?
917
00:54:18,444 --> 00:54:20,237
She'd want me
to be around other people.
918
00:54:20,321 --> 00:54:25,034
Holy shit. Even if I did just
crash-land on Planet Dork.
919
00:54:27,369 --> 00:54:28,579
Speaking of which,
Trevor's here.
920
00:54:28,662 --> 00:54:30,539
- Hey, Kirby.
921
00:54:30,622 --> 00:54:32,333
- What is he doing there?
That is so not his scene.
922
00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,877
- I have no idea. Maybe
he thought you would be here.
923
00:54:34,961 --> 00:54:37,379
- Yeah, fat chance.
After what happened
last night?
924
00:54:37,463 --> 00:54:39,048
I mean, my mom is
just completely freaked out.
925
00:54:39,131 --> 00:54:40,717
It's not pretty.
926
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:42,802
- All right, look.
You go do your good girl thing,
927
00:54:42,885 --> 00:54:45,763
and I will drink for the both
of us. I will keep you posted.
928
00:54:45,847 --> 00:54:49,100
- All right. Be safe.
929
00:54:57,734 --> 00:54:59,651
- Yeah, check it out!
930
00:55:11,247 --> 00:55:13,582
- Hey!
- Hey!
931
00:55:13,665 --> 00:55:14,666
- Here, stab me!
932
00:55:14,751 --> 00:55:16,460
- Kill him like a bitch, dude!
933
00:55:16,543 --> 00:55:18,129
- I'm not the one
who got the number, man.
934
00:55:18,212 --> 00:55:19,630
Whoa!
935
00:55:31,851 --> 00:55:33,728
Stab-a-Thon!
936
00:55:33,811 --> 00:55:37,273
Stab-a-Thon! Stab-a-Thon!
Stab-a-Thon!
937
00:55:37,356 --> 00:55:39,150
Thank you! Thank you!
938
00:55:39,233 --> 00:55:42,403
Shh!
939
00:55:42,486 --> 00:55:43,946
Cinema Club thanks you
for coming out
940
00:55:44,030 --> 00:55:45,782
for our third annual
Stab-a-Thon.
941
00:55:45,865 --> 00:55:48,117
Safety in numbers,
my friends! Safety in numbers!
942
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,535
- Who's ready to drink
every time
943
00:55:49,618 --> 00:55:51,162
someone can't get
a cell phone signal?
944
00:55:51,245 --> 00:55:52,663
Who's ready to drink
945
00:55:52,747 --> 00:55:54,581
every time someone shuts
the refrigerator door,
946
00:55:54,665 --> 00:55:56,751
and, oh, my God, there's
a harmless character
947
00:55:56,834 --> 00:55:58,795
right behind it?
948
00:55:58,878 --> 00:56:01,380
- Who's ready to drink every
time someone screams the word...
949
00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:03,549
No!
950
00:56:03,632 --> 00:56:06,343
- Let's get this Stab-a-Thon
started!
951
00:56:21,442 --> 00:56:24,320
- Hey, watch it!
- Out of the way!
952
00:56:25,112 --> 00:56:27,364
- Down in front!
953
00:56:27,448 --> 00:56:29,909
- Move your ass!
- Screw you!
954
00:57:06,528 --> 00:57:08,114
- Yes.
955
00:57:14,661 --> 00:57:17,039
Oh, yeah. Back on my game.
956
00:57:18,457 --> 00:57:19,709
Perfect.
957
00:57:19,792 --> 00:57:22,128
New work in progress,
chapter one.
958
00:57:22,211 --> 00:57:25,047
When I moved to Woodsboro,
I never in a million years
959
00:57:25,131 --> 00:57:29,218
dreamed that I would again
play the critical role
960
00:57:29,301 --> 00:57:31,178
in solving another series
of these...
961
00:57:32,972 --> 00:57:33,973
What?
962
00:57:40,479 --> 00:57:41,939
What the hell?
963
00:58:04,503 --> 00:58:06,255
- Gale, where are you?
964
00:58:06,338 --> 00:58:08,800
- I followed the kids
to the Stab-a-Thon.
965
00:58:08,883 --> 00:58:11,761
There's an old abandoned farm
on Fort Dillon Road.
966
00:58:11,844 --> 00:58:13,262
Listen, I've got it
under surveillance,
967
00:58:13,345 --> 00:58:14,847
but I think the killer's
968
00:58:14,931 --> 00:58:17,433
about to make his move.
- What makes you so sure?
969
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,770
You do a remake
to out-do the original,
970
00:58:20,853 --> 00:58:22,313
that's what the kids said.
971
00:58:22,396 --> 00:58:23,940
This party is all about
the Stab movies.
972
00:58:24,023 --> 00:58:26,483
Come on!
How meta can you get?
973
00:58:26,567 --> 00:58:28,694
- How "what-a" can you get?
974
00:58:28,778 --> 00:58:30,905
- I don't know.
I heard them say it.
975
00:58:30,988 --> 00:58:33,950
Dewey, listen to me,
you have to get out here!
976
00:58:34,033 --> 00:58:37,161
Come on, you catch the killer,
I get the story. It's a win-win.
977
00:58:37,244 --> 00:58:39,789
- Well, I thought
you were going rogue, Gale.
978
00:58:39,872 --> 00:58:42,666
- Oh, come...
Are you serious? Come on!
979
00:58:44,210 --> 00:58:46,128
Forget it.
Thanks for having faith in me.
980
00:58:46,212 --> 00:58:48,047
I gotta fix my equipment.
981
00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:49,215
- Gale!
982
00:58:52,134 --> 00:58:54,053
Shit.
983
00:59:00,977 --> 00:59:02,895
You uncomfortable, baby?
984
00:59:08,567 --> 00:59:12,404
- Bravo. Very well done.
I'm very impressed.
985
00:59:12,488 --> 00:59:15,532
I mean, kind of impressed.
Not really.
986
00:59:15,616 --> 00:59:16,993
- That'll do.
- Yeah?
987
00:59:17,076 --> 00:59:19,161
- Yeah, she wants me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
988
00:59:20,621 --> 00:59:22,581
Whoo!
989
00:59:22,664 --> 00:59:24,541
No!
990
00:59:27,378 --> 00:59:29,088
- Ghostface, yeah!
991
00:59:33,175 --> 00:59:35,552
- Don't answer it!
992
00:59:37,388 --> 00:59:40,682
- Hello?
- Hello.
993
00:59:40,767 --> 00:59:43,853
- Who is this?
- Were you expecting somebody?
994
00:59:43,936 --> 00:59:44,937
- No.
- No.
995
00:59:52,319 --> 00:59:54,321
You know,
I don't even know you,
996
00:59:54,405 --> 00:59:55,823
and I dislike you already.
997
00:59:55,907 --> 00:59:58,200
- Hicks, how far are you
from Fort Dillon Road?
998
00:59:58,284 --> 00:59:59,660
- Five minutes at the most,
sir.
999
00:59:59,744 --> 01:00:00,745
- Well, step on it.
1000
01:00:02,705 --> 01:00:04,874
- Look out your window.
1001
01:00:49,376 --> 01:00:51,503
- Gale! Gale, behind you!
1002
01:01:08,855 --> 01:01:10,272
Gale!
1003
01:01:25,329 --> 01:01:26,538
Freeze!
1004
01:01:39,593 --> 01:01:41,888
- Get out of the way,
you morons!
1005
01:01:47,101 --> 01:01:48,394
Damn it!
1006
01:01:51,688 --> 01:01:53,482
OK, put pressure on that.
1007
01:01:53,565 --> 01:01:56,277
- Did you catch him?
- No.
1008
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,529
Hopefully, your cameras
got something.
1009
01:01:58,612 --> 01:02:00,406
- They weren't the only ones.
- What?
1010
01:02:00,489 --> 01:02:02,909
- There's a webcam
that's hidden up there.
1011
01:02:02,992 --> 01:02:06,162
- It was watching me.
- A webcam?
1012
01:02:06,245 --> 01:02:09,248
- He's recording the murders.
- What?
1013
01:02:09,331 --> 01:02:12,919
- This time...
he's making the movie.
1014
01:02:17,631 --> 01:02:22,011
Sidney Prescott detail,
man. I don't like it.
1015
01:02:22,094 --> 01:02:25,890
The cops guarding the house,
they always get it.
1016
01:02:25,973 --> 01:02:28,517
- What are you talking about?
- It's a movie cop rule.
1017
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,103
It sucks to be a cop in a movie,
unless you're Bruce Willis.
1018
01:02:32,563 --> 01:02:35,149
- Not all cops die in movies.
1019
01:02:35,232 --> 01:02:38,861
- No, but if it's your last day
before retirement, you do.
1020
01:02:38,945 --> 01:02:41,613
If you're a rookie
and just found out
1021
01:02:41,697 --> 01:02:43,700
your wife is pregnant,
you do.
1022
01:02:43,783 --> 01:02:45,409
Or if your partner is better
looking than you, you do.
1023
01:02:45,492 --> 01:02:46,660
And, by the way,
1024
01:02:46,744 --> 01:02:48,079
I win that one.
- I win that one.
1025
01:02:49,956 --> 01:02:51,791
You know what?
I'll take the next perimeter.
1026
01:02:51,874 --> 01:02:52,834
I'll be right back.
1027
01:02:55,252 --> 01:02:58,089
Shit. I know this one.
1028
01:02:58,172 --> 01:03:00,049
You're not supposed
to say that, are you?
1029
01:03:00,132 --> 01:03:01,759
- New decade, new rules.
1030
01:03:01,843 --> 01:03:04,053
You know, these days, you might
come back, find me dead.
1031
01:03:04,136 --> 01:03:07,389
Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking
out. Could go either way.
1032
01:03:07,473 --> 01:03:09,892
- I gotta learn this shit.
- Ha.
1033
01:03:09,976 --> 01:03:11,685
I'll take this one.
1034
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:14,856
- Hey, Hoss.
1035
01:03:15,982 --> 01:03:18,901
Be careful.
- I'm always careful.
1036
01:03:22,654 --> 01:03:24,741
- Dead man walking.
1037
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,167
- Perkins, was there
a window open
1038
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,710
on your last perimeter check?
1039
01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:22,548
Perkins, come in, over.
1040
01:04:52,870 --> 01:04:54,288
Anthony?
1041
01:04:55,414 --> 01:04:57,083
Perkins?
1042
01:04:58,876 --> 01:05:00,837
Ahh!
1043
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,339
Damn it.
1044
01:05:03,422 --> 01:05:06,258
- You should've seen
the look on your face, rookie.
1045
01:05:07,426 --> 01:05:09,846
Hoss! What the fuck?
1046
01:05:09,929 --> 01:05:11,889
Ahh!
1047
01:05:11,973 --> 01:05:13,933
Oh, shit.
1048
01:05:41,753 --> 01:05:43,755
Fuck Bruce Willis.
1049
01:06:11,949 --> 01:06:15,577
- Sorry! The wind chimes
were over here.
1050
01:06:15,661 --> 01:06:18,122
- It was me.
I was trying to fix them, sorry.
1051
01:06:19,498 --> 01:06:22,752
- I'm just back from the store.
- You're shopping?
1052
01:06:22,835 --> 01:06:26,255
- My stress buster. I've got
one more bag in the car.
1053
01:06:26,338 --> 01:06:27,965
I'll be right back.
1054
01:06:53,407 --> 01:06:55,451
Jill?
You gonna get that?
1055
01:06:59,038 --> 01:07:01,207
Roberts residence.
1056
01:07:01,290 --> 01:07:02,917
You're
a survivor,
aren't you, Sidney?
1057
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,253
Your one and only skill.
You survive.
1058
01:07:06,337 --> 01:07:08,589
I have one question for you:
1059
01:07:08,672 --> 01:07:11,133
What good's it
to be a survivor
in this little drama,
1060
01:07:11,217 --> 01:07:13,720
if everyone close to you
is dead?
1061
01:07:13,803 --> 01:07:15,179
- Who are you?
1062
01:07:15,262 --> 01:07:17,306
- Turn on the TV
to channel six.
1063
01:07:17,389 --> 01:07:20,768
- Who the fuck are you?!
- Turn it on.
Watch the teaser.
1064
01:07:22,228 --> 01:07:23,771
- ...nearly turned deadly
tonight
1065
01:07:23,855 --> 01:07:26,273
with the latest victims
of these attacks
1066
01:07:26,357 --> 01:07:28,776
being the wife of
the Woodsboro sheriff,
1067
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,652
Gale Riley,
aka Gale Weathers,
1068
01:07:30,737 --> 01:07:33,322
who's in serious condition
tonight after being stabbed.
1069
01:07:33,405 --> 01:07:35,742
Her assailant then disappeared
in a sea of identical...
1070
01:07:37,869 --> 01:07:40,329
- Glad you came home, Sidney?
Has it been worth it yet?
1071
01:07:40,412 --> 01:07:42,623
- Why are you doing this?
- Friends count,
1072
01:07:42,707 --> 01:07:47,879
but it's the family ties that
cut deep, right? Am I right?
1073
01:07:47,962 --> 01:07:51,298
- What do you mean?
- The ones you care
about most.
1074
01:07:51,382 --> 01:07:54,844
And what's closer than family?
The bond of blood.
1075
01:07:54,927 --> 01:07:57,013
- Don't.
- You can't save them.
1076
01:07:57,096 --> 01:08:00,432
All you can do is watch.
1077
01:08:01,142 --> 01:08:02,143
- Jill!
1078
01:08:13,029 --> 01:08:14,696
Come on...
1079
01:08:20,953 --> 01:08:22,663
- Kate?
- Sid?
1080
01:08:22,747 --> 01:08:24,581
- Jill's not in her room.
- Oh, my God!
1081
01:08:24,665 --> 01:08:26,542
She's gone to Kirby's. You gotta
call her and get her back here.
1082
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:27,835
- OK.
1083
01:08:29,378 --> 01:08:31,380
- Come on, Jill!
- Leave a message.
1084
01:08:31,463 --> 01:08:33,925
- She's not picking up.
What's going on?
1085
01:08:34,008 --> 01:08:35,718
- The killer called.
He's coming after me,
1086
01:08:35,802 --> 01:08:38,137
but he wants my family first.
- Oh, God, Jill!
1087
01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:40,389
- Let's get the cops.
- The cops aren't there.
1088
01:08:40,472 --> 01:08:41,766
- What?
1089
01:08:41,849 --> 01:08:43,434
- They were there
when I first came in,
1090
01:08:43,517 --> 01:08:45,144
but they're not there now.
- Let's get to Kirby's.
1091
01:08:48,898 --> 01:08:50,274
Out the front!
1092
01:08:58,324 --> 01:09:01,118
- Brace it from the bottom!
Can you?
1093
01:09:06,916 --> 01:09:08,084
Let's get out of here!
1094
01:09:09,251 --> 01:09:12,338
Kate, come on! Kate?
1095
01:09:23,432 --> 01:09:28,354
- Tell Jill I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no, no.
1096
01:09:39,824 --> 01:09:41,200
Kate...
1097
01:09:57,299 --> 01:09:59,051
Hicks! What are you doing?
1098
01:09:59,135 --> 01:10:01,470
- I just saw somebody coming
around the side of the house.
1099
01:10:01,553 --> 01:10:04,807
Where are Hoss and Perkins? I
couldn't get them on the radio.
1100
01:10:04,891 --> 01:10:06,600
Whose blood is that?
1101
01:10:06,683 --> 01:10:09,353
- It's Kate's.
We were just attacked.
1102
01:10:09,436 --> 01:10:11,355
- She's dead.
- Where is she?
1103
01:10:11,438 --> 01:10:13,565
- Front door.
- Show me.
1104
01:10:13,649 --> 01:10:15,026
- OK.
1105
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:20,782
- Stay here.
- OK.
1106
01:10:25,828 --> 01:10:27,288
- This is Deputy Hicks.
1107
01:10:27,371 --> 01:10:30,457
I've got a homicide
at the Roberts residence.
1108
01:10:30,541 --> 01:10:32,459
No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
1109
01:10:32,543 --> 01:10:34,003
Copy that.
We'll try to locate them.
1110
01:10:34,086 --> 01:10:35,129
- I'm so sorry.
1111
01:10:41,719 --> 01:10:43,179
Hey!
1112
01:10:43,637 --> 01:10:44,972
Halt!
1113
01:10:46,307 --> 01:10:49,894
- You're gonna be fine,
all right? I swear.
1114
01:10:49,977 --> 01:10:53,355
No more "on your own."
It's you and me, forever.
1115
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:55,274
- One, two, three.
1116
01:10:55,775 --> 01:10:56,776
- Easy.
1117
01:10:58,235 --> 01:11:00,029
- Dewey?
- Yeah?
1118
01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:04,241
- Promise me something.
- Anything.
1119
01:11:05,702 --> 01:11:07,494
- Catch that motherfucker.
1120
01:11:08,955 --> 01:11:12,291
- Absolutely. I love you.
- I love you.
1121
01:11:14,543 --> 01:11:17,046
- You missed chaos. Utter chaos.
1122
01:11:17,129 --> 01:11:18,422
- I can't believe that.
1123
01:11:18,505 --> 01:11:20,091
- The sheriff's wife, man!
1124
01:11:20,174 --> 01:11:22,384
She told us to cancel it,
and we didn't, and now this?
1125
01:11:22,468 --> 01:11:23,803
What are we supposed to do?
1126
01:11:23,886 --> 01:11:25,596
- Robbie, calm down.
It makes sense.
1127
01:11:25,679 --> 01:11:28,390
This is what the reboots do.
They one-up the original ending.
1128
01:11:28,474 --> 01:11:31,643
- The Woodsboro Murders ended
at a party. So in the remake...
1129
01:11:31,728 --> 01:11:34,396
- The party's the false ending.
New rules.
1130
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:36,315
- Exactly.
1131
01:11:36,398 --> 01:11:38,650
- OK, no offense, guys,
but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
1132
01:11:38,735 --> 01:11:39,819
- Yes!
1133
01:11:39,902 --> 01:11:41,278
- Nobody cancels
my film festival.
1134
01:11:41,362 --> 01:11:43,655
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't wanna watch that,
1135
01:11:43,740 --> 01:11:45,407
not after what
happened to Olivia.
1136
01:11:45,491 --> 01:11:48,077
- Come on, it was her favorite.
- Wow, Kirby.
1137
01:11:48,160 --> 01:11:50,037
You got some classics here.
- Yup.
1138
01:11:50,121 --> 01:11:51,789
Suspiria,
Don't Look Now.
1139
01:11:51,873 --> 01:11:53,499
- You know it.
1140
01:11:53,582 --> 01:11:55,918
I could trivia your ass
under the table, Cinema Boy.
1141
01:11:56,002 --> 01:11:57,419
- Oh, yeah?
1142
01:11:57,503 --> 01:12:00,256
- Who played Leatherface first?
- Gunnar Hansen.
1143
01:12:00,339 --> 01:12:03,050
- Wow. Did you feel that?
1144
01:12:04,761 --> 01:12:06,137
That charge that moved
between us just then?
1145
01:12:06,220 --> 01:12:07,638
- Oh, that was me.
1146
01:12:07,722 --> 01:12:10,933
I have powers.
- So sexy.
1147
01:12:11,017 --> 01:12:12,559
- You guys are unbelievable.
1148
01:12:12,643 --> 01:12:14,603
You're playing fucking
trivia games?
1149
01:12:14,686 --> 01:12:15,980
The cops are gonna come for us.
1150
01:12:16,063 --> 01:12:17,189
They're gonna shut down
my website.
1151
01:12:17,273 --> 01:12:19,525
We're so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.
1152
01:12:19,608 --> 01:12:21,402
- Jesus Christ,
where'd you come from?
1153
01:12:21,485 --> 01:12:23,237
- The front door.
By the way, Kirby,
1154
01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:25,072
with everything
that's going on right now,
1155
01:12:25,156 --> 01:12:27,283
you probably
shouldn't leave that unlocked.
1156
01:12:27,366 --> 01:12:29,160
- Sorry.
1157
01:12:29,243 --> 01:12:32,830
- And, may I ask, what
the hell you're doing here?
1158
01:12:32,914 --> 01:12:35,541
- What? Didn't I find
the afterparty?
1159
01:12:35,624 --> 01:12:38,627
- No, you found the anti-party,
and it's invitation only.
1160
01:12:38,711 --> 01:12:41,881
- Yeah, well, I got
an invitation. From Jill.
1161
01:12:44,050 --> 01:12:47,053
- So, what's the story?
1162
01:12:47,136 --> 01:12:48,930
- What?
1163
01:12:49,013 --> 01:12:52,975
- You sent me a text message.
"Afterparty at Kirby's house."
1164
01:12:53,059 --> 01:12:54,936
I mean, it was from your phone.
1165
01:12:55,019 --> 01:12:56,938
- What do you mean,
from my phone?
1166
01:12:57,021 --> 01:12:58,731
Where is my phone?
1167
01:12:58,815 --> 01:13:02,568
I think I left it in your car.
I didn't text him.
1168
01:13:02,651 --> 01:13:06,739
I didn't text you.
And I'll prove it.
1169
01:13:08,074 --> 01:13:10,785
- So Charlie, Robbie.
1170
01:13:10,868 --> 01:13:13,495
How does it feel to be
accessories to a crime, huh?
1171
01:13:13,579 --> 01:13:17,208
I mean, really, Dewey's wife?
- My life is over.
1172
01:13:17,291 --> 01:13:18,667
- So which one of you guys
1173
01:13:18,751 --> 01:13:20,336
sent me a text message
from Jill's phone?
1174
01:13:23,505 --> 01:13:25,758
- We're just supposed to accept
that you're telling the truth?
1175
01:13:26,675 --> 01:13:28,928
- Isn't your phone missing?
1176
01:13:29,011 --> 01:13:31,180
- Got a new one.
- Really?
1177
01:13:31,263 --> 01:13:33,682
Oh, that's incredibly
convenient.
1178
01:13:35,142 --> 01:13:38,062
- Dewey, it's Hicks.
- What's up?
1179
01:13:38,145 --> 01:13:41,648
- Kate Roberts is dead,
and Sidney fled the scene.
1180
01:13:41,733 --> 01:13:43,901
- What? What happened to Kate?
1181
01:13:43,985 --> 01:13:46,028
- She was stabbed
just like the others.
1182
01:13:46,112 --> 01:13:48,948
- What about Jill?
- No sign of her at all.
1183
01:13:49,031 --> 01:13:51,200
- Where the hell
were Hoss and Perkins?
1184
01:13:51,283 --> 01:13:54,245
- They were found dead
in their car two blocks away.
1185
01:13:55,371 --> 01:13:58,958
- Multiple stab wounds.
- OK.
1186
01:14:00,376 --> 01:14:03,087
- I'm on my way.
- Yes, sir.
1187
01:14:10,511 --> 01:14:12,513
- Wrong number.
1188
01:14:12,596 --> 01:14:14,766
- Who was that?
- Nobody.
1189
01:14:14,849 --> 01:14:16,475
Did you pick
a movie?
1190
01:14:16,558 --> 01:14:18,770
Yeah.
We're gonna go scary. Saw IV.
1191
01:14:20,479 --> 01:14:22,023
I saw that
in theaters. It sucks.
1192
01:14:22,106 --> 01:14:23,190
It's not scary, it's gross.
1193
01:14:28,195 --> 01:14:31,073
Well, I liked it,
so I...
1194
01:14:48,507 --> 01:14:49,801
Charlie,
1195
01:14:49,884 --> 01:14:51,468
you wanna sit over here
next to me?
1196
01:14:52,678 --> 01:14:54,346
All right.
1197
01:14:58,976 --> 01:15:02,396
- All right, get
ready for a
Hall Pass
1198
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:04,190
with Robbie
Mercer extra.
1199
01:15:04,273 --> 01:15:05,441
Now, tonight,
1200
01:15:05,524 --> 01:15:07,401
there is a
good chance
1201
01:15:07,484 --> 01:15:08,652
that Charlie
Walker,
1202
01:15:08,736 --> 01:15:10,696
yes, my
Charlie Walker,
1203
01:15:10,780 --> 01:15:13,783
may get lucky
with a girl.
1204
01:15:13,866 --> 01:15:15,993
Now, I'm unable
to divulge
1205
01:15:16,077 --> 01:15:17,369
my exact
location,
1206
01:15:17,453 --> 01:15:20,832
however, suffice
it to say
1207
01:15:20,915 --> 01:15:23,751
Woodsboro High
may be in store
1208
01:15:23,835 --> 01:15:25,712
for some
geek history.
1209
01:15:25,795 --> 01:15:26,796
We'll see.
1210
01:15:40,852 --> 01:15:42,353
Hello?
1211
01:15:45,189 --> 01:15:46,607
Who's there?
1212
01:15:51,821 --> 01:15:54,031
Oh, my God!
1213
01:16:07,253 --> 01:16:08,963
- Where are you going?
1214
01:16:09,046 --> 01:16:10,672
- To make sure the front door
is locked.
1215
01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,635
No. Don't open it.
1216
01:16:14,719 --> 01:16:15,845
You're overreacting.
1217
01:16:18,597 --> 01:16:20,099
- Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?
1218
01:16:21,893 --> 01:16:25,229
I'm sorry. I know you're
into the movie and all, but...
1219
01:16:25,312 --> 01:16:28,315
...now would be a really
good time to make a move.
1220
01:16:29,608 --> 01:16:32,194
For me to make a move?
1221
01:16:32,278 --> 01:16:33,821
- Uh-hm.
1222
01:16:35,614 --> 01:16:39,285
- Couldn't you make a move?
- I just did.
1223
01:16:40,619 --> 01:16:43,205
'Cause you're actually
pretty cute.
1224
01:16:43,289 --> 01:16:48,669
Especially when I'm scared
and lonely and drunk.
1225
01:16:51,756 --> 01:16:55,051
- Hey, guys,
did you see Jill come in?
1226
01:16:55,134 --> 01:16:57,219
I didn't see her outside.
1227
01:16:57,303 --> 01:16:59,806
- Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs.
1228
01:16:59,889 --> 01:17:01,808
Thank God you're here
to protect her,
1229
01:17:01,891 --> 01:17:03,600
when you can't even find her.
1230
01:17:04,351 --> 01:17:06,062
- There's nobody out here.
1231
01:17:06,145 --> 01:17:09,732
- Oh, dude, I love
this part of the movie.
1232
01:17:09,816 --> 01:17:13,152
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just when
you think they're all safe
1233
01:17:13,235 --> 01:17:17,614
and comfortable in the house,
Ghostface comes in and bam!
1234
01:17:21,828 --> 01:17:23,830
Did I just interrupt
something right here?
1235
01:17:25,081 --> 01:17:26,999
Shut the fuck up!
1236
01:17:28,584 --> 01:17:31,087
- Who invited you, Trevor?
1237
01:17:31,170 --> 01:17:34,381
- All right. Clearly not you.
1238
01:17:34,465 --> 01:17:37,969
Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs,
laughing.
1239
01:17:38,052 --> 01:17:40,847
- Get out of my house!
1240
01:17:43,307 --> 01:17:45,434
- Yeah, yeah...
1241
01:17:45,517 --> 01:17:49,856
OK, I'm a little drunk, so don't
blame your Internet connection.
1242
01:17:49,939 --> 01:17:52,817
Let's see what Charlie's up to,
shall we?
1243
01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:55,569
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill.
1244
01:17:55,652 --> 01:17:57,989
Oh, the intrigue
of Woodsboro High.
1245
01:17:58,072 --> 01:18:00,950
Who needs a killer around
when there's so much drama?
1246
01:18:15,256 --> 01:18:16,883
Oh, man.
1247
01:18:18,467 --> 01:18:20,677
Yeah...
That's better.
1248
01:18:35,151 --> 01:18:37,820
Wait, no, you can't!
You can't! There's rules!
1249
01:18:37,904 --> 01:18:39,906
I'm gay! I'm gay!
1250
01:18:41,073 --> 01:18:42,950
I mean, if it helps.
1251
01:18:50,291 --> 01:18:51,918
...random girl
who gets a call
1252
01:18:52,001 --> 01:18:53,002
that undoubtedly
ends up getting her killed.
1253
01:18:53,085 --> 01:18:55,129
That's so predictable.
1254
01:18:55,212 --> 01:18:56,588
There's no element
of surprise.
You can see...
1255
01:19:11,478 --> 01:19:14,899
- Kirby! I found my phone.
It was up in your room.
1256
01:19:14,982 --> 01:19:16,984
There was no text message
sent to Trevor.
1257
01:19:17,068 --> 01:19:18,610
He is such a liar.
1258
01:19:19,779 --> 01:19:22,364
- Where is he?
- What do you mean, where is he?
1259
01:19:22,448 --> 01:19:23,991
He just went
upstairs looking for you.
1260
01:19:24,075 --> 01:19:26,786
- He's not upstairs.
1261
01:19:27,912 --> 01:19:29,413
- Trevor?
1262
01:19:31,874 --> 01:19:33,584
Charlie? Robbie?
1263
01:19:34,836 --> 01:19:37,213
Maybe they're outside.
1264
01:19:37,296 --> 01:19:38,881
- Jill?
- Sidney!
1265
01:19:38,965 --> 01:19:41,425
- I'm sorry, I should've told...
- No, it's OK.
1266
01:19:41,508 --> 01:19:43,635
I need you to come with me.
Come with me right now, OK?
1267
01:19:44,721 --> 01:19:46,388
- Oh, God!
1268
01:19:46,472 --> 01:19:48,432
- Run!
- Robbie!
1269
01:19:52,019 --> 01:19:53,145
- Go!
1270
01:19:55,857 --> 01:19:57,191
Sidney!
1271
01:19:59,068 --> 01:20:00,152
Come on!
1272
01:20:03,990 --> 01:20:06,075
- The balcony!
- There's no other way out?
1273
01:20:06,158 --> 01:20:07,994
- We can jump!
1274
01:20:09,495 --> 01:20:11,580
- It's two stories!
Where's your cell?
1275
01:20:11,663 --> 01:20:13,040
- Here.
- Get under the bed!
1276
01:20:13,124 --> 01:20:14,876
- What?
- Just do what I say!
1277
01:20:14,959 --> 01:20:17,419
Don't make a sound and don't
come out until I come get you.
1278
01:20:17,503 --> 01:20:19,213
Trust me.
- Ok.
1279
01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:28,055
You got it? You're OK?
1280
01:20:28,139 --> 01:20:30,349
Jill, run!
Just keep running, get help!
1281
01:20:56,042 --> 01:20:57,001
- Hello?
- Dewey!
1282
01:20:57,084 --> 01:20:58,294
- Sidney, where are you?
1283
01:20:58,377 --> 01:21:00,296
- I'm at Kirby's.
The killer is here.
1284
01:21:00,379 --> 01:21:02,006
I need your help.
- I'm on my way.
1285
01:21:02,089 --> 01:21:03,549
- OK.
1286
01:21:05,718 --> 01:21:07,469
Sidney? Sidney!
1287
01:21:07,553 --> 01:21:10,472
I need all units
to 329 Whispering Lane.
1288
01:21:10,556 --> 01:21:12,767
- All units,
329 Whispering Lane!
1289
01:21:34,038 --> 01:21:35,748
- Sorry, it's just me.
Look, I tried to call 911,
1290
01:21:35,832 --> 01:21:37,834
but the landline's dead,
and someone smashed the router.
1291
01:21:37,917 --> 01:21:40,086
- I think I got through
on my cell.
- Where's Jill?
1292
01:21:41,545 --> 01:21:44,006
- Oh, God! Go, go, go!
Get in.
1293
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,512
There's a room down here.
We can lock ourselves in.
1294
01:21:50,596 --> 01:21:52,765
I heard you yelling to Jill.
Did she get away?
1295
01:21:52,849 --> 01:21:54,433
- I think she's safe.
1296
01:22:01,774 --> 01:22:05,152
- Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie.
1297
01:22:06,904 --> 01:22:11,450
- No, no! I just found Robbie.
This is his blood. Please!
1298
01:22:11,533 --> 01:22:14,203
Please! There is someone
else out here! Let me in!
1299
01:22:14,286 --> 01:22:15,997
- If you can't trust him,
don't open the door.
1300
01:22:17,664 --> 01:22:19,333
- Oh, my God, let me in!
1301
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:20,793
Get away from the door,
Charlie.
1302
01:22:20,877 --> 01:22:23,379
- Kirby, it is me.
Please let me in!
1303
01:22:23,462 --> 01:22:25,047
- Get away from the door,
Charlie.
1304
01:22:25,131 --> 01:22:26,340
- It's me!
1305
01:22:28,342 --> 01:22:30,302
- I'm sorry, I can't.
1306
01:22:30,386 --> 01:22:33,723
- What the fuck?!
- I'm sorry.
1307
01:22:33,806 --> 01:22:35,641
- Behind you!
- Look out!
1308
01:22:39,311 --> 01:22:40,980
- No! No, no, no, no!
1309
01:22:42,648 --> 01:22:43,733
Kirby!
1310
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:58,164
- Oh, no. God, no, please.
Leave him alone!
1311
01:22:58,247 --> 01:22:59,999
Leave him alone!
1312
01:23:03,210 --> 01:23:06,130
- It's Charlie's phone.
1313
01:23:06,213 --> 01:23:09,133
Tell Sidney
heads are gonna
roll tonight.
1314
01:23:09,216 --> 01:23:11,177
Tell Sidney it's all
because of her.
1315
01:23:11,260 --> 01:23:13,554
Or maybe she wants
to take his place.
1316
01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,306
I promise to be quick.
1317
01:23:15,389 --> 01:23:18,184
- It's him.
- OK, I'm gonna get Jill.
1318
01:23:18,267 --> 01:23:20,352
We should be in the same place.
Just keep him on the phone.
1319
01:23:20,436 --> 01:23:21,729
I'll be right back, OK?
1320
01:23:24,440 --> 01:23:26,150
- Let him go, please.
1321
01:23:26,233 --> 01:23:28,319
- I hear you like
horror movies, Kirby.
1322
01:23:28,402 --> 01:23:30,780
But do you like them
as much as him?
1323
01:23:30,863 --> 01:23:34,992
Forget watching Stab.
You get to live it.
1324
01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:37,494
- No, no, no! He's the expert!
It's not me!
1325
01:23:37,578 --> 01:23:41,207
Jason's weapon?
1326
01:23:41,290 --> 01:23:43,000
- It's a machete.
1327
01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:45,627
- There, you see?
You do know the genre.
1328
01:23:45,712 --> 01:23:47,504
Michael Myers?
1329
01:23:47,588 --> 01:23:49,631
- Butcher knife.
- Leatherface?
1330
01:23:49,716 --> 01:23:51,843
- A chainsaw. Please!
1331
01:23:51,926 --> 01:23:54,386
- Just ask Sidney if you
need some help.
Freddy Krueger?
1332
01:23:54,470 --> 01:23:55,888
- Razor hands.
- Name the movie
1333
01:23:55,972 --> 01:23:57,514
that started
the slasher craze.
1334
01:23:57,598 --> 01:23:59,391
Halloween,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
1335
01:23:59,475 --> 01:24:00,768
Last House on the Left
or Psycho?
1336
01:24:00,852 --> 01:24:01,811
- Psycho!
1337
01:24:01,894 --> 01:24:03,645
- None of the above!
1338
01:24:03,730 --> 01:24:05,982
Peeping Tom, 1960,
directed by Michael Powell.
1339
01:24:06,065 --> 01:24:09,485
First movie to ever put the
audience in the killer's POV.
1340
01:24:09,568 --> 01:24:13,280
- What? Wait. No, no. Please,
just ask me one more question!
1341
01:24:13,364 --> 01:24:16,408
- Just one more!
- All right, Kirby.
1342
01:24:16,492 --> 01:24:20,329
Then it's time for
your last chance question.
1343
01:24:20,412 --> 01:24:22,206
Name the remake
1344
01:24:22,289 --> 01:24:24,250
of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which
1345
01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:26,836
the villain...
- Halloween, Texas Chainsaw,
1346
01:24:26,919 --> 01:24:29,505
Dawn of the Dead, The Hills
Have Eyes, Amityville Horror,
1347
01:24:29,588 --> 01:24:32,759
Last House on the Left,
Friday the 13th,
1348
01:24:32,842 --> 01:24:35,094
A Nightmare on Elm Street,
My Bloody Valentine,
1349
01:24:35,177 --> 01:24:37,471
When a Stranger Calls,
Prom Night,
1350
01:24:37,554 --> 01:24:42,059
Black Christmas, House of Wax,
The Fog, Piranha!
1351
01:24:42,143 --> 01:24:45,437
It's one of those, right? Right?
1352
01:24:52,987 --> 01:24:56,198
I got it right.
I was fucking right!
1353
01:24:56,282 --> 01:24:57,742
- Jill?
1354
01:25:09,670 --> 01:25:12,089
- I won, Charlie! I fucking won!
1355
01:25:12,173 --> 01:25:15,384
I won. He tried to beat me,
but I fucking won.
1356
01:25:15,467 --> 01:25:16,803
- Right, Kirby.
1357
01:25:17,804 --> 01:25:20,389
- Hold on. OK.
1358
01:25:20,472 --> 01:25:23,392
Almost there.
Just hang tight. OK.
1359
01:25:23,475 --> 01:25:25,812
OK. OK. All right.
1360
01:25:25,895 --> 01:25:27,897
- Kirby? This is making a move.
1361
01:25:31,483 --> 01:25:34,987
- Four years of classes together
and you notice me now?
1362
01:25:35,071 --> 01:25:38,282
Stupid bitch! It's too late!
1363
01:25:38,365 --> 01:25:40,827
Shh! Shh!
1364
01:25:40,910 --> 01:25:44,663
I know, I know.
It's OK. Take your time.
1365
01:25:44,747 --> 01:25:47,124
Doesn't happen as fast as
it does in the movies, I know.
1366
01:25:48,500 --> 01:25:50,419
- Charlie.
1367
01:26:16,278 --> 01:26:18,030
- Kirby?
1368
01:26:22,243 --> 01:26:25,246
- You know, you learn a lot when
you watch movies over and over,
1369
01:26:25,329 --> 01:26:27,749
and all the plots
are about trying to kill you.
1370
01:26:28,916 --> 01:26:30,209
- Where's Jill?
1371
01:26:30,292 --> 01:26:32,003
- You think she's gonna
get away?
1372
01:26:32,086 --> 01:26:33,462
You think anyone gets away?
1373
01:26:43,765 --> 01:26:45,307
- Jill!
1374
01:26:45,391 --> 01:26:48,060
- Hello, Sidney. Surprised?
1375
01:26:49,186 --> 01:26:50,772
Watch this.
1376
01:26:50,855 --> 01:26:54,150
This is the part, my dear
cousin, when the cameras...
1377
01:26:55,317 --> 01:26:56,903
...turn off.
1378
01:27:00,489 --> 01:27:03,492
- Charlie?
- Already taken care of.
1379
01:27:03,575 --> 01:27:05,787
Man, I got great footage
of my Robbie kill.
1380
01:27:05,870 --> 01:27:08,372
Better than Jenny and Marnie
or Olivia even.
1381
01:27:08,455 --> 01:27:09,916
- Good. We'll cut
and upload it later,
1382
01:27:09,999 --> 01:27:11,500
and make it all
traceable to Trevor.
1383
01:27:11,583 --> 01:27:13,460
- Speaking of which...
1384
01:27:16,839 --> 01:27:19,050
Remind you of anything?
- Jill, please!
1385
01:27:19,133 --> 01:27:20,843
Shut up, dick!
1386
01:27:20,927 --> 01:27:22,428
- Everything I learned,
I learned from you.
1387
01:27:22,511 --> 01:27:25,056
- You think you had
a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?
1388
01:27:25,139 --> 01:27:27,934
Here's one that fucks you,
dumps you
1389
01:27:28,017 --> 01:27:30,436
and doesn't even
make you famous.
1390
01:27:32,104 --> 01:27:33,856
- What the fuck, Jill?!
I loved you!
1391
01:27:33,940 --> 01:27:36,358
- Shut the fuck up already!
1392
01:27:39,153 --> 01:27:42,198
- I'm sure those cops
want you to have this, Jill.
1393
01:27:42,281 --> 01:27:43,199
For your protection.
1394
01:27:43,282 --> 01:27:45,702
Mm-mm.
1395
01:27:45,785 --> 01:27:48,871
- Baby, please! Baby, please!
1396
01:27:48,955 --> 01:27:51,540
- Shouldn't have killed
all those people, Trev.
1397
01:27:51,623 --> 01:27:53,710
Gone and put it on video even.
1398
01:27:53,793 --> 01:27:55,795
But it means a lot
that you did it for me.
1399
01:27:55,878 --> 01:27:58,047
- What the fuck
are you talking about?!
1400
01:27:58,130 --> 01:28:01,633
- I am not the girl
you cheat on!
1401
01:28:02,301 --> 01:28:04,511
Fuck!
1402
01:28:06,305 --> 01:28:07,849
- I've gone through everything.
1403
01:28:07,932 --> 01:28:09,851
We're definitely good
on timeline.
1404
01:28:09,934 --> 01:28:13,145
- Oh, yeah. We're perfect.
- No, no, no, please!
1405
01:28:16,357 --> 01:28:17,900
That should
keep him quiet.
1406
01:28:20,486 --> 01:28:22,113
Ready for act three?
1407
01:28:23,322 --> 01:28:25,241
- Got it figured out yet,
Sidney?
1408
01:28:25,324 --> 01:28:26,743
In keeping with
our remake theme,
1409
01:28:26,826 --> 01:28:29,411
Trevor's this generation's
Billy Loomis,
1410
01:28:29,495 --> 01:28:32,749
and we're the innocent victims,
Sidney and Randy.
1411
01:28:32,832 --> 01:28:36,543
- See, with you, the world
just heard about what happened.
1412
01:28:36,627 --> 01:28:38,212
- But with us,
they're gonna see it.
1413
01:28:39,588 --> 01:28:41,423
It's gonna be a worldwide
sensation.
1414
01:28:41,507 --> 01:28:43,675
I mean,
people gotta see this shit.
1415
01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:45,720
It's not like anyone
reads anymore.
1416
01:28:48,264 --> 01:28:53,269
We're gonna know fame
like you never even dreamed of.
1417
01:28:53,352 --> 01:28:55,980
- Last two teenagers standing.
1418
01:28:56,063 --> 01:28:58,649
This time Randy gets the girl.
1419
01:29:03,905 --> 01:29:06,615
You were amazing.
You're the perfect victim.
1420
01:29:06,698 --> 01:29:10,577
- I was so believable today,
wasn't I?
1421
01:29:10,661 --> 01:29:12,872
I mean, I told so many lies
1422
01:29:12,955 --> 01:29:15,249
that I actually started
to believe them.
1423
01:29:15,332 --> 01:29:17,209
I really think
that I was born for this.
1424
01:29:17,293 --> 01:29:19,045
- How could you do this?
1425
01:29:21,213 --> 01:29:24,466
- Do you know what it was like
growing up in this family?
1426
01:29:24,550 --> 01:29:26,803
Related to you?
1427
01:29:26,886 --> 01:29:30,222
I mean, all I ever heard was
Sidney this and Sidney that
1428
01:29:30,306 --> 01:29:33,059
and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
1429
01:29:33,142 --> 01:29:36,771
You were always
just so fucking special!
1430
01:29:36,854 --> 01:29:40,566
Well, now I'm the special one.
- You'll slip. They always do.
1431
01:29:42,151 --> 01:29:43,903
Come on, Charlie,
let's get on with this.
1432
01:29:46,072 --> 01:29:48,365
You have to be strong.
1433
01:29:48,449 --> 01:29:50,367
And hold still. OK?
1434
01:29:50,451 --> 01:29:53,830
- Yeah. Yeah, old-school,
like Billy and Stu.
1435
01:29:53,913 --> 01:29:56,040
Come on, baby, get it up!
1436
01:29:56,123 --> 01:30:01,003
Come on! Shoulder me! Shoulder
me! Shoulder me! Get it up!
1437
01:30:04,673 --> 01:30:08,845
The heart! That's not
the way we rehearsed it.
1438
01:30:08,928 --> 01:30:12,389
- You said it, Charlie.
Billy and Stu, Trevor and you.
1439
01:30:13,349 --> 01:30:18,354
- What the media really loves,
baby, is a sole survivor.
1440
01:30:18,437 --> 01:30:20,189
Just ask you-know-who.
1441
01:30:20,272 --> 01:30:22,524
Trevor was your partner.
1442
01:30:22,608 --> 01:30:25,236
But you, you were the idea man.
1443
01:30:35,121 --> 01:30:36,580
- Even your friends.
1444
01:30:37,957 --> 01:30:39,709
- My friends?
1445
01:30:39,792 --> 01:30:41,543
What world are you living in?
1446
01:30:41,627 --> 01:30:43,379
I don't need friends.
1447
01:30:43,462 --> 01:30:47,216
I need fans. Don't you get it?
1448
01:30:47,299 --> 01:30:50,928
This has never been
about killing you.
1449
01:30:51,012 --> 01:30:54,056
It's about becoming you.
1450
01:30:54,140 --> 01:30:56,809
I mean, for fuck's sake,
my own mother had to die,
1451
01:30:56,893 --> 01:31:00,897
no great loss there, so I could
stay true to the original.
1452
01:31:00,980 --> 01:31:02,857
That's sick, right?
1453
01:31:02,940 --> 01:31:06,235
Well, sick is the new sane.
1454
01:31:06,318 --> 01:31:09,781
You had your 15 minutes,
now I want mine!
1455
01:31:09,864 --> 01:31:13,284
I mean, what am I supposed
to do? Go to college?
1456
01:31:13,367 --> 01:31:15,953
Grad school? Work?
1457
01:31:16,037 --> 01:31:17,663
Look around.
1458
01:31:17,747 --> 01:31:19,791
We all live in public now,
we're all on the Internet.
1459
01:31:19,874 --> 01:31:23,127
How do you think people
become famous anymore?
1460
01:31:23,210 --> 01:31:27,048
You don't have
to achieve anything.
1461
01:31:27,131 --> 01:31:30,342
You just gotta have
fucked-up shit happen to you.
1462
01:31:30,426 --> 01:31:33,429
So you do have to die, Sid.
1463
01:31:33,512 --> 01:31:37,516
Those are the rules.
New movie, new franchise.
1464
01:31:37,599 --> 01:31:39,393
There's only room for one lead,
1465
01:31:39,476 --> 01:31:41,603
and let's face it,
your ingenue days,
1466
01:31:41,687 --> 01:31:43,564
they're over.
1467
01:31:49,695 --> 01:31:51,697
Don't tell me you didn't
know this day would come.
1468
01:33:13,070 --> 01:33:14,655
Fuck!
1469
01:34:34,736 --> 01:34:36,612
- Come on, let's move it!
1470
01:34:44,203 --> 01:34:46,372
- He's gone.
1471
01:34:46,455 --> 01:34:48,374
Check the rooms,
both sides and upstairs.
1472
01:34:48,457 --> 01:34:49,625
- Yes, ma'am.
1473
01:35:06,768 --> 01:35:09,020
- Jill, can you give us
a description of the murderer?
1474
01:35:09,103 --> 01:35:10,855
- What happened in there?
1475
01:35:12,689 --> 01:35:15,234
- Did you see the killer's face?
What did he look like?
1476
01:35:22,992 --> 01:35:25,703
- Jill, how does it feel
to be a hero?
1477
01:35:33,002 --> 01:35:36,881
It's OK.
You're gonna be OK.
1478
01:35:36,964 --> 01:35:41,385
Jill. You made it.
That's all that matters.
1479
01:35:41,468 --> 01:35:43,304
- Trevor, Charlie,
they tried to kill me.
1480
01:35:43,387 --> 01:35:45,264
And I heard they killed my mom.
1481
01:35:45,347 --> 01:35:48,434
And... and Robbie
and Kirby, too.
1482
01:35:48,517 --> 01:35:49,852
- Shh.
1483
01:35:49,936 --> 01:35:52,730
Just lay back. Try to rest.
1484
01:35:54,356 --> 01:35:55,858
- Is your wife...?
1485
01:35:57,484 --> 01:36:01,864
She's gonna be fine.
She's recovering.
1486
01:36:01,948 --> 01:36:03,700
- If I ever write a book
one day,
1487
01:36:03,783 --> 01:36:05,785
I'd... I'd want her
to write it with me.
1488
01:36:05,868 --> 01:36:10,539
We'd be a good team with
our matching wounds and all.
1489
01:36:13,334 --> 01:36:15,377
We're survivors now.
1490
01:36:16,503 --> 01:36:18,798
I just wish Sidney was, too.
1491
01:36:18,881 --> 01:36:23,219
- Jill, they're not sure yet.
1492
01:36:23,302 --> 01:36:27,431
It's still touch and go,
but she's in ICU.
1493
01:36:27,514 --> 01:36:31,894
And they think Sidney
just might make it.
1494
01:36:31,978 --> 01:36:35,898
- What?
But I saw Trevor kill her.
1495
01:36:35,982 --> 01:36:40,820
- Look, we don't know yet,
but she's hanging on.
1496
01:36:43,906 --> 01:36:45,491
- I wanna see her.
1497
01:36:46,492 --> 01:36:47,994
- She's not awake yet.
1498
01:36:48,077 --> 01:36:51,288
And she may not remember
anything.
1499
01:36:51,372 --> 01:36:53,791
You'll have to help her
with that.
1500
01:36:53,875 --> 01:36:57,378
All in time.
Just get some rest now, OK?
1501
01:36:59,005 --> 01:37:00,798
Your attention,
please.
1502
01:37:00,882 --> 01:37:02,424
There will be
a mandatory meeting
1503
01:37:02,508 --> 01:37:04,426
for all non-emergency
personnel
1504
01:37:04,510 --> 01:37:07,388
in the basement
conference room
in five minutes.
1505
01:37:23,279 --> 01:37:26,365
A mandatory meeting for
all non-emergency personnel
1506
01:37:26,448 --> 01:37:29,786
in the basement
conference room
in five minutes.
1507
01:37:46,468 --> 01:37:49,806
- She gonna be OK?
- Yeah.
1508
01:37:49,889 --> 01:37:53,350
- She's a strong kid.
- She's gonna have to be.
1509
01:37:55,770 --> 01:37:57,772
- She asked if you were OK.
1510
01:37:57,855 --> 01:38:00,482
She thinks you guys
should write a book together,
1511
01:38:00,566 --> 01:38:02,318
with your matching wounds.
1512
01:38:02,401 --> 01:38:04,236
- Why, she was stabbed
in the shoulder?
1513
01:38:08,449 --> 01:38:10,284
- How did she know I was, too?
1514
01:38:15,832 --> 01:38:17,083
- Damn it!
1515
01:38:23,047 --> 01:38:25,216
- You just won't die, will you?
1516
01:38:26,759 --> 01:38:29,762
Who are you?
Michael fucking Myers?
1517
01:38:31,263 --> 01:38:33,057
Yeah, I don't think so.
1518
01:38:37,729 --> 01:38:39,897
Fucking die already!
1519
01:39:03,295 --> 01:39:04,797
How are those stitches?
1520
01:39:09,927 --> 01:39:10,928
Sidney!
1521
01:39:14,807 --> 01:39:16,809
Hicks, get up to
Sidney Prescott's room
1522
01:39:16,893 --> 01:39:18,019
and call for backup!
1523
01:39:18,102 --> 01:39:19,561
Be right up, sir!
1524
01:39:27,611 --> 01:39:28,988
- Sid!
1525
01:39:29,696 --> 01:39:31,323
- Sid.
- Dewey!
1526
01:39:49,926 --> 01:39:51,803
- Is this how it's gonna be,
Sid?
1527
01:39:51,886 --> 01:39:53,930
The ending of the movie
was supposed to be at the house.
1528
01:39:54,013 --> 01:39:56,640
I mean, this is just silly.
1529
01:39:56,724 --> 01:39:59,018
- Consider this
an alternate ending.
1530
01:40:00,477 --> 01:40:01,938
You're never gonna
get out of this, Jill.
1531
01:40:02,021 --> 01:40:03,815
- Of course I will.
- Dewey!
1532
01:40:05,691 --> 01:40:07,276
- Sid...
1533
01:40:07,359 --> 01:40:11,781
Easy. OK, wait.
What about the book?
1534
01:40:11,864 --> 01:40:14,116
- Looks like I'll just
have to write it myself.
1535
01:40:16,452 --> 01:40:17,829
- Damn it!
- Oh!
1536
01:40:19,538 --> 01:40:20,998
- Don't even think
about shooting,
1537
01:40:21,082 --> 01:40:22,917
or I'll blow Dewey's head off.
1538
01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:25,461
You think I won't do it?
Give me your gun!
1539
01:40:27,004 --> 01:40:29,465
- Do it!
- You heard her!
1540
01:40:37,807 --> 01:40:39,809
You just had to be the hero,
huh?
1541
01:40:40,977 --> 01:40:44,188
- Give me your gun.
- Give it to her.
1542
01:40:44,271 --> 01:40:46,858
What are you, deaf?
1543
01:40:46,941 --> 01:40:49,693
Give me your gun!
1544
01:40:56,575 --> 01:40:58,285
Now, get up.
1545
01:41:00,454 --> 01:41:02,164
And keep your hands
over your head.
1546
01:41:02,248 --> 01:41:04,375
Don't do anything stupid...
1547
01:41:05,793 --> 01:41:08,004
- Don't fucking tell me
what to do.
1548
01:41:08,087 --> 01:41:11,758
- Oh, God.
- Now, get up, bitch.
1549
01:41:11,841 --> 01:41:15,887
- OK.
- Get up.
1550
01:41:15,970 --> 01:41:18,055
- Now!
- OK.
1551
01:41:19,891 --> 01:41:22,977
- She's not gonna help you.
Come on.
1552
01:41:25,062 --> 01:41:27,148
- Neither is he.
- Dewey?
1553
01:41:29,108 --> 01:41:32,278
- Let's go.
Get your skinny ass out here.
1554
01:41:33,529 --> 01:41:34,864
- OK.
1555
01:41:36,282 --> 01:41:39,618
- I'm gonna enjoy
blowing your head off.
1556
01:41:39,702 --> 01:41:42,955
{\an8}- OK, but can I just...
1557
01:41:44,290 --> 01:41:45,958
...have one final word?
1558
01:41:46,042 --> 01:41:48,294
- What? "Please"?
1559
01:41:50,296 --> 01:41:51,463
- No.
1560
01:41:54,425 --> 01:41:56,886
- Clear.
- Clear?
1561
01:41:56,969 --> 01:41:58,012
- Clear.
1562
01:42:03,225 --> 01:42:05,561
You forgot the first rule
of remakes, Jill.
1563
01:42:05,644 --> 01:42:07,730
Don't fuck with the original.
1564
01:42:12,109 --> 01:42:13,903
- Oh, my God, Dewey.
1565
01:42:13,986 --> 01:42:17,489
- What hit me?
- Don't ask.
1566
01:42:19,992 --> 01:42:20,993
- You OK?
1567
01:42:24,163 --> 01:42:26,999
- She was standing
right behind me.
1568
01:42:28,459 --> 01:42:30,336
- They always are.
1569
01:42:42,431 --> 01:42:43,640
- Oh, God.
1570
01:42:45,142 --> 01:42:46,518
- Nice one.
1571
01:42:48,020 --> 01:42:49,688
- Hicks? You're alive?
1572
01:42:51,733 --> 01:42:54,861
- Wear the vest,
save your chest.
1573
01:42:57,029 --> 01:43:01,158
- We got two officers down.
Several injuries.
1574
01:43:01,242 --> 01:43:04,370
- And a new suspect.
- Sheriff?
1575
01:43:04,453 --> 01:43:08,124
- We need a doctor, goddamn it!
1576
01:43:08,207 --> 01:43:11,002
- I don't know about you,
but I feel a whole lot better.
1577
01:43:11,085 --> 01:43:14,463
Where the hell is
everybody?!
1578
01:43:14,546 --> 01:43:16,758
We're live
at Woodsboro
Community Hospital
1579
01:43:16,841 --> 01:43:18,843
awaiting a first
public statement
1580
01:43:18,926 --> 01:43:20,552
from Jill Roberts, survivor.
1581
01:43:20,636 --> 01:43:22,847
- ...a survivor of what is now
1582
01:43:22,930 --> 01:43:25,182
being called the Woodsboro
Massacre Reboot.
1583
01:43:25,266 --> 01:43:26,558
- Jill Roberts is her name,
1584
01:43:26,642 --> 01:43:28,770
a name the whole world
will now know.
1585
01:43:28,853 --> 01:43:30,813
- ...who single-handedly
put a stop
1586
01:43:30,897 --> 01:43:34,150
to this 21st century
Woodsboro killing spree.
1587
01:43:34,233 --> 01:43:35,777
- Jill Roberts of Woodsboro,
1588
01:43:35,860 --> 01:43:39,071
a girl who's lifted
all our spirits tonight.
1589
01:43:39,155 --> 01:43:42,992
An American hero,
right out of the movies.